Many people wonder, what happens after we die? Well, Cornism has the answer.
After we die, Cornists can go to Corn Heaven or Corn Hell.
In Corn Heaven, we will feast on unlimited Corn, walk through fields of Corn and meet the Corn God. Animals that eat Corn will join us to feast on it.
In Corn Hell, there is no Corn to eat, and only animals that eat people. Yes, they will eat you for eternity. The Corn God will drown you in Corn juice, burn you on hot Corn on the cobs and more.
Be good to get into Corn Heaven.
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The Corn Bible.
RandomCornism is a religion that was founded many years ago. There are multiple denominations of Cornism, that have their own Corn Gods and Corn Bibles, however this is the only Corn Bible that speaks the truth about Corn. Join me in reading this holy boo...
