Roblox Lovers - a Horrific Housing Roblox Fanfiction

The Single Most Perfect Chapter

CREDITS TO MY FRIENDS: Andromedea and Tatertotfroggi for actually making me write this

"Cole, don't you dare," Rocco said, staring at his life link with conviction.

"I might."

"Please, no!" Rocco exclaimed. "We can work this out, Cole!"

"I might..."

"We could be the last two. One of us could win!" Rocco said, "Reconsider it, Cole! WE CAN DO THIS!"

"...maybe"

"Please, Cole!!"

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Cole is stuck in a paradox.

Rocco took an L.

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"Oh!" Cole exclaimed, surprised to be standing in the lobby. His lanky body must not be built to withstand explosions.

"I see how it is..." Rocco said, feeling utterly betrayed by the handsome stick figure.

"I didn't know it would kill me I thought it was the end part, I swear, Rocco!" Cole pleaded forgiveness.

"Sure, sure," Rocco said crossly.

Andromedea went to get a snack...

Bunipaws ended everyone else's whole career! Bunipaws has won!

"...Are we still cool with each other, Cole?"

"Yeah, man. We're cool," Cole said, smiling softly at Rocco. Pink tinged his cheeks as he stared at the other. The pinnacle of masculine physique.

ENTER OUR ANTAGONIST... ilikefootfungus321

"Hey sir," Bunipaws said.

"Hi," whispered the creepy no good disgusting despicable ilikefootfungus321.

"Would you mind exiting my property," Bunipaws said through gritted teeth.

"But-" ilikefootfungus321 began.

"Please," Bunipaws said authoritatively, glaring at ilikefootfungus321 with an air of authority.

"But I have nowhere else to go!" whined ilikefootfungus321.

"Come to mine!" said Cole. Immediately that had Rocco's attention.

Is he cheating on me before we even get together??!? Rocco wondered, supremely outraged.

"Yes! Absolutely," ilikefootfungus321 said, rushing over to Coles.

"Hey there cutie patootie," ilikefootfungus321 winked at Cole. Rocco could feel the rage of 7 million dumped boyfriends filling his body.

And then...

ilikefootfungus321 mined a diamond block... above lava.

Cole tried to fly.

"YOU'RE TERRIBLE!!!" ilikefootfungus321 yelled with rage, striking out at Cole with pure fury.

Rocco headed right into the path of danger.

Just when Cole was about to be severely wounded, Rocco spawned in front of him. Rocco used his alpha male martial artist skills to stop ilikefootfungus321 and save Cole from terror eternally. They were gay together and lived happily ever after in the world of Horrific Housing. The end!