My name is Deez Pickles. I live with my mom, my dad, my brother, and that weird chipmunk that keeps climbing into my bed while I'm asleep... So uncomfortable!
You might be wondering why I'm telling you about myself. I honestly don't think my life is interesting in the slightest, but you must be if you got this far... You see, the probleirsaahlayakfKfKfGgggggggggglGGZLGSGSSYALYSSPYPSPSYOYSPY
Hi, sorry for the trouble. I just shot this pickle that keeps trying to get into my bed... He was using my laptop, what the hell?! Anyways, I gotta go. Bye!
-The chipmunk
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The Best Thing You've Ever Read... I Think
De TodoSo, you're reading this right now. That is the best mistake you've ever made. Or it wasn't a mistake. That makes you awesome. So basically I'm going to put stuff in this book, and YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT! Or you won't, I understand... This is just a b...
