i just realized i don't know anything about you
except that you're an irish woman living in florida
i resent my parents for immigrating everyday
there's another fact about me
much rather have a cork birth certificate than st. augustine
okay so you were born in st. augustine
don't remind me of that tourist trap
i'm gonna text houston nick to ask for your name
wait no don't do that
why not?
it's creepy, first of all
omg do you have like an embarrassing name or something
bruh are you a bartholomew ???
lowkey giving me bartholomew vibes rn
dear god no
my name is not bartholomew
it never was and never will be
dammit now i have to look up incel names
I'M NOT AN INCEL
whatever you say connor (?)
michael ?
horace ?
matt ?
connor-michael-horace-matt ???
im not a fucking incel and those are not my names
i just happen to use reddit occasionally
and i made the mistake of telling that to a stranger
florida man, how could you just demote me to a stranger like that?
i thought we had something special :(
streaks don't hit me up, going dark. only real ones know </3
yeah, you're definitely not some old predator
but you still could be a middle schooler
are you doing this so your friends will think you're cool
for talking to an older boy
cause that's really illegal
i will have you know that i am very much not a middle schooler
it's been almost ten years since the sixth grade
i refuse to relive that hell
YOU ARE READING
Area Codes // dreamwastaken - Reuploaded
FanfictionOriginal Summary: a text sent to the wrong number. a conversation between two strangers. their lives changed forever, even if they don't know who's on the other side of the screen. will they ever find out? --- This is a reuploaded version of @ihavea...