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thirty-two

so, what are you thinking for our future children's names ?

i think mcclaireleigh is perfect for a girl

and ashxon for a boy
thoughts ?

i hope you never reproduce

shut up

what color are your hair and eyes

dirty blond and green

goddamnit neither of us have blue, we can't make merida

why did you send that

what was your thought process

she's like THE most popular redhead

WAIT WE COULD MAKE LILY EVANS

red hair + green eyes

i would have to fight off every dark haired boy in the neighborhood though, since i feel like i'd be the scarier parent out of the two of us

I'm just trying to save our daughter, for pete's sake

you're telling me that we would have a british witch as our spawn

you would voluntarily pop out a brit

we'd make her the mother of the american wizarding world

ilvermorny will forever remember mcclaireleigh lily jenkins

sometimes i want to know what goes on in your head

like what connects each thought

sorry i'm trying to see a future with you

god, your father was right when he said your head wasn't in the game

you gotta getcha getcha getcha getcha getcha head in the game

please don't ever reference high school musical again

i get enough of that from karl

OF FUCKING COURSE ITS KARL

first he steals alex, then he steals nick, and now he's stealing high school musical >:(

were you trying to claim all of those things?

yeah

he's like a dog that peed on my favorite fire hydrant ten minutes before my owner finally took me for a walk

i don't want to imagine you on a leash

god i hate you

i need bleach

for my eyes, brain, and mouth

why your mouth

don't ask me questions, mortal, for i am a god amongst you mere men

why your mouth

to die

wouldn't the bleached brain do that

it's just in case

a precautionary measure

what are we gonna name our crusty white dog

i was thinking princess or stella

patches doesn't like dogs

...clay sweetie

patches will always be with you in spirit no matter what...

please don't make me start mourning my cat that isn't even close to death

i cannot handle being in my feels rn

we start recording a video in like twenty minutes, and i'd get eaten alive by my friends if i entered still choked up

and if they asked what was wrong, i would either lie and say nothing, which would make me get made fun of, or tell the truth and say 'im sad be patches is gonna die one day' and get made fun of even more.

sounds like a win-win to me

you're getting bullied !!!

now, since you're rich we can stay in the good part of florida, and i won't have to work

we'll have a country club membership, and i'll get a butt job, and we'll both get botox as we get older, and all of our kids' friends will know me as a hot milf when they come over

why are you already planning on making me get plastic surgery you don't know what i look like

no white man ages well

i'm gonna need you to look as pretty as possible for your social media things so you can actually feed our family

you're the breadwinner, goddamnit, we're counting on you to survive

WE DON'T HAVE CHILDREN

*yet

never.

then you better start loving child support, bc this is the only way i know how to guarantee i'll make money off of you

i love my little gold digging wife

she definitely doesn't have her eye on the pool boy

is he rich ???

he's a pool boy, caoimhe.

no rich person cleans other rich people's things for fun