Mikey x Y/N spicy love fanfic (hot and juicy) (satire) (ilovemikey) (shrek)

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"y/n?"
"m-m-m-mikey? s-sorry if I was late.. I was trying to choose the perfect dress for you.."
"you look scrumdiliumtious, y/n."
y/n blushes, her blue orbs shined as mikey looked at her. y/n was wearing jeans and a crop top, small enough to fit her petite little body, not a dress or skirt tho as she is not like other girls 🙄. she wore her luscious healthy greyish natural gray hair in a messy little bun, just big enough gor her little 2'9 body held up by a petite little scrunchie. mikey growled "but.. y/n, you're revealing too much 😡 you're for my eyes and my eyes only!" mikey says as he takes off his suit jacket, revealing his 1920293729103 pack abs. y/n couldn't help but stare, immediately blushing right after. "you're so red y/n, what are you looking at 😈" "s-s-stop teasing me!" mikey eyes her up and down, snarling. " yu mine. " HE then gave her a bouquet of roses "y/n, I hand pick every single one of these for you, I went to every garden in the universe to get tje most perfect one from each for the most perfect girl I know😁" y/n giggled "t-thank you.."
Just then, their waiter came to take their order "madame, sir, what can I get for you?" "HEY. STOP LOOKING AT Y/N LIKE THAT. SHES MINE 😡😡😡" mikey growled as he turned into an alpha wolf with 1038830201373 more abs and growing to the height of 9'4. "m-mikey-san, don't worry, he's here to take our order!!" y/n said, blushing from mikeys act of chivalry. "ok.." mikey said glaring at the waiter. "I will have the ceasar salad, but only 1/18 of the normal portion" y/n said, ashamed. "but madame, that would be half a half of a leaf.." "GET HER WHAT SHE WANTS 😡😡" mikey shouted, his alpha wolf ears almost popping out. "yes sir.." "I will have the t-bone steak, fully rare." mikey said.
Their food arrived and mikey went down to business, knawing at the raw slab of meat while y/n cuts her lettuce leaf into even smaller sizes as she's a petite little woman with a small stomach. "ough, mikey... I'm getting full" y/n says, after taking 2 bites of half a half a leaf. "don't worry princess pookie babykins, daddy's got u, ill finish it for you" mikey says as he wipes the steak blood stain on his mouth.
After their 5 star meal at a gordan ramsay restaurant the couple decided to go for a walk in the 5 star garfen nearby "m-mikey-senpai, I want to thank you for the other day once again, i was so scared. I'm so glad you like m-me." y/n said, after mustering up all the courage she had. "dont worry about it y/n-chan, I luv yu. and I will always protec u. let's now kiss🥰" y/n stood on one of the park benches, and tiptoed to reach mikeys lips (she's 2'7) Their lips met and they smooched for like 127382 minutes. "y/n ur the most hot person ever" "mikey I know" y/n says, gliding her petite skinny little fingers on mikeys 2627390228539303 pack abs. "i-i love you mikey wikey pookie" y/n says, gazing at mikeys orbs. "arigatoe, I love you more!" mikey says, stroking y/ns luscious healthy natural grey gray hair. "y/n, I'm rock 🪨 hard" "I know, your member's humongous." y/n blushes. the both of them head into a hotel and did the tango. let's js say they had a good first date.