**WARNING, NSFW**
Mikey: Y/n. I'm at your front porch
Y/n: oh ok. I'll come down soon
*puts down the phone*
y/n quickly got ready and went to to see Mikey. Mikey was dressed in a floral shirt and pants, standing there showing off his 19389273928319abs.
y/n: *blushes*
Mikey: aww are you blushing.. Just admit that you like staring at my 19382938298229292891929 abs.
y/n: *blushing furiously* S-stop teasing me m-mikey...
Mikey: come on bbg, left alpha wolf daddy take you to the beach
*at the beach*
Y/n: takes off her clothes and reavles a super kawaii swim suit(very exposed)
Mikey: *stunned* OMG Y/N YOU LOOK SO HOT. I'M ROCK HARD RN
Y/n: *looks up at Mikey* T-thanks Mikey. I-i bought it j-just for you...
Mikey: *takes off his clothes leaving his swim trunks*
y/n: staring at his 19839237929371937abs.
Mikey: ohoho~ can't stop staring at my sweaty 1928291973282882abs
y/n: S-STOP *blushes* l-lets go swim.
Mikey: *smirks*
*swimming*
Y/n: m-mikey... The-there is many p-people staring a-at me...
Mikey: WHO CARES TO STARE AT MY CUTESY KAWAII PIE Y/N-CHWANNNN
*turns into an alpha wolf with 920292929292992839283829838017582962932470683514265262727262728228828abs.
*y/n shrinks from 2'7 to 1'9*
y/n: m-mikey... im-im scared
Mikey: it's ok baby gourl. your hubby wubby will protect you from any disgusting pieces of shits.
Y/n: Arigato Mikey-kun. you're the best boyfriend ever you chubby hubby wubby. I wuv you so muchhhh🥰🥰😘🥰😘🥰😘😘
after a long day at the beach, Mikey fetched y/n back to her place.
Mikey: pins y/n on the wall.
y/n: m-mikey what are you do-doing?
Mikey: you in that semgsi bathing suit. you think I can't be turned ok by that petite and slim body of yours? you're not like any of the other girls who go to the beach just to show off their body.
*his finger trails down y/n's body*
*y/n whisper abit*
Mikey: I'm gonnado you so hard, you can't walk for the next few weeks
y/n: y-yes, put your 2'8 member into me. fill me up sugoii
they then proceeded to the room, and loud noises were heard throughout the night... 😈😈😈GUYS THIS IS SATIRE 😕
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Mikey x Y/N spicy love fanfic (hot and juicy) (satire) (ilovemikey) (shrek)
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