Use the Chinese language to communicate with their creditor?
Oh, my God, this guy is a riot!
The Mei nationals were laughing when they heard that statement. For a moment, they forgot that the man was a criminal threatening to blow up the White House.
"Talented. He's way too talented, haha, haha..."
Zhu Xiaofei and Ding Kai stood up to clap for the masked man as they looked at the screen in the auditorium. Huang Ruoran and Wang Ling were sitting beside the guys, equally amused. Those words would not have sounded funny to a kid who did not know that the Hua nation was the Mei nation's biggest creditor.
"I've learned all about the Mei nation's history."
Xiao Luo continued his speech on the various major broadcasting platforms.
Everyone was glued to their screens, enjoying the entertaining live broadcast.
"Someone once asked me, who is Benjamin Franklin? My answer was, he is the reason that the convenience stores get robbed."
Every Mei national watching the live broadcast burst out laughing because every hundred-dollar note in the Mei nation had the face of Benjamin Franklin printed on it. Since every convenience store would have hundred-dollar notes, that would be the reason these stores would get robbed.
Xiao Luo continued, "There is one more question. What is the second amendment to the Mei nation constitution? And my answer was, it is also the reason that convenience stores get robbed."
The Mei Nation audience watching the live stream burst out laughing once again. The fact was that the second amendment of the Mei nation's constitution was to the freedom of its citizens to carry arms.
It was humorous and engaging—two different questions with a similar answer. Many Mei nationals laughed till their faces turned red. That included the cabinet ministers in the Pentagon. It was hard not to laugh at such humor about their country.
"In the Mei nation, people often say that everyone is born equal. Yet equality somehow depended on their parents' income. Do we not see that reflected in the early education and healthcare sector? I read in the 'Men's Health' magazine that President Bama has two days of cardiorespiratory therapy and four days of muscle training each week. When I mentioned that, someone then said that he did not need the training, for he has medical insurance!"
The tone used in the last sentence was that of complacency. That kind of humor made every Mei national burst out laughing. He might have meant it as a joke, but there was a hidden meaning behind that joke. The audience realized that the masked man was using humor to criticize current problems in the Mei nation.
"Since we have already mentioned President Bama, then let us talk more about him."
Xiao Luo changed the topic, and with a tone of ridicule, he said, "People always say that President Bama is a soft-hearted person, but he started two wars and brought lots of death and anguish to this world. It is terrible that they awarded him the Nobel Peace Prize. And he accepted it with no hesitation at all. Could there be anything worse in this world other than this?"
In the Pentagon, President Bama's face turned dark, and he looked so grim that it could not possibly get any worse. His eyes glowered with fury, and the desire to tear this Hua nation man apart was clear. After they heard what the masked man had said, everyone was silent. The atmosphere felt like the calm before a storm, and there was an awkward chill in the room.
"Is this guy in a hurry to meet his Maker?"
It stunned Sarah Michelle when she heard what the masked man had said. That guy had the guts to make fun of the president of the Mei nation. He did not just poke fun at him, but he had even condemned the president. What he had done did not differ from slapping the president in public.
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