At 5:00 in the morning. Grandma Rosiepuff woke her ass up to get the boys ready for school.
She packed their lunches.
JD, spruce, Clay, and Floyd were sleeping with each other in one bed.
JD snored so loud that he woke up spruce.
Spruce: *whispers in his ear* ˢʰᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵘᵖ
JD: *wakes up* WHAT!??
JD tackled spruce and it made Floyd and Clay fall off the bed
Clay and Floyd: OW!!
Floyd: WHY THE HELL ARE Y'ALL FIGHTING AT 5 IN THE MORNING??
Bitty B: *wakes up*
Floyd: and you woke up Branch
Clay: GUYS STOP FIGHTING OR BRANCHO IS GONNA TELL GRANDMA
Rosiepuff: *breaks the door and whispers in their ears*
Rosiepuff: ᴳᵉᵗ ʸᵒ ᵃˢˢᵉˢ ᵒᶠᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿ ᵇᵉᵈ
JD, spruce, Clay, and Floyd: AHHHHH!! WE HAVE SCHOOL!!
JD: *screams like a woman*
Floyd: WAHHHHHHHHH!
Rosiepuff: GO BRUSH YALL'S TEETH!!
Spruce: damn, Floyd yo breath smell like shit
Floyd: AND YOU SMELL LIKE ASS
Spruce: *breathes hardly in his face*
Floyd: AUGHHHH 🤢 *faints*
They all faint except for spruce.
At 6:00
Rosiepuff: what's taking you guys so long??
Clay: we couldn't put our pants on.
Spruce: yeah. Our asses were too big.
Floyd: can we put branch in our bag for company just in case anyone bothers us?
Rosiepuff: FLOYD. ARE YOU CRAZY?? YOU ARE NOT GOING TO CARRY BRANCH IN YOUR BAG THE WHOLE ENTIRE DAY!!
Bitty B: *coos* Translation: (it smells in there anyway)
Rosiepuff: your not gonna eat breakfast in here, your gonna eat breakfast at school.
Bro bros: AWWW MANNN!
Rosiepuff: you are walking to school, too so hurry up before y'all are late.
They grab all their stuff and leave.
Rosiepuff: and they didn't say goodbye to me :\
Spruce: let's run to school.
They all run to school
JD: CLAY!! THERE'S A CAR COMING BY!!
Clay: *plays in the street*
JD: CLAY!! YOUR GONNA GET YOUR ASS HIT!
10 minutes later. They show up LATE to school.
They all showed up to class with the kids staring at them.
Teacher: you are late 😡
Spruce: *sees a pretty gal*
Careless Whisper plays
Teacher: spruce! What are you doing!? Sit down!!
The end.
