Baby Taurus 💚

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Brandi: DAYUM, WHATS DAT SMELL??

Viva: what smell are you talking about, Brandi?

Brandi: I SWEAR, I SMELL SOME DOO DOO

Poppy: oh!! Umm those two kids over there were playing in the sand and they stepped on some poop with their bare feet.

Brandi: YALL STEPPED ON SOME SHIT??

Freddy: oh no!! I think I have some poo on my feet.....

Clay: why is your name freddy? Is it because you played the game five nights at freddys? HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR-

Viva: GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!

Clay: WHAT HAPPENED?? 

Viva: EVERYONE GATHER AROUND!!! THIS EGG IS GONNA HATCH!!!!!!

Poppy: OH MY GOD!!!!!!

Freddy and cove: *scream and panic*

Brandi: it'll be alright, kiddos.

Clay: PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH

Poppy: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH

Branch: 😬😬😬

*the egg hatches*

Bruce: *GASSSSSSSP*

Poppy: YEEEEEEEEEE

DA BABY WAS BORN!!!

Viva: oh my god!!! He's so cute!!! I'm gonna cry!!

Clay: our son!!!

*viva holds him*


Branch: he's very cute!

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Branch: he's very cute!

Poppy: it's just like when I had twig out of nowhere!!

Viva: *smiles at her son*

Clay: I think we should name him cleetus!!

Viva: ewww!! Noo! That's a stupid name!

Clay: fine, fine. How about Taurus??

Viva: Taurus is a beautiful name!

*taurus opens his eyes*

Clay: he's waking up!!

*taurus coos happily*

Viva: hey, Taurus!! I'm your mama!!

Taurus: DADA!!!!

Branch: AHHHHHHHHHH

Bruce: THAT WAS UNEXPECTED 

Clay: he's a daddy's boy!!!

Viva: he's about to be a mommy's boy soon!!

Clay: nope. Don't think so.

Viva: oh yes, stinky.

Clay: EWWWWWWW

*taurus poops his diaper*

Clay: oh god.

The end.








































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