Boom's birthday 🥳 🏳️‍🌈

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Branch: ABLAZEEEEEEE

Ablaze: Branch!!!!!!!

*they both fist bump and hug*

*blossom crying*

Branch: no! Don't cry! That's just your uncle!

Ablaze: aww! Is she scared??

Branch: I don't think she remembers you.

Poppy: I think she's hungry. Are you hungry, blossom??

Clay: I'm sorry everyone but today I'm only speaking Spanish todayyy

Viva: PERRA NI SIQUIERA SABES ESPAÑOL 😡

Clay: sorry, my love :c

Taurus: *gets scared*

Clay: it's okay taurus come with me :c *holds Taurus*

Viva: GUYS. I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW.

Branch: why?

Viva: BECAUSE ESTE HIJO DE PERRA ACABA DE PONER UNOS MENTOS EN MI COCA Y EXPLOTÓ. AYE DIOS MÍO, VOY A MATAR A ALGUIEN HOY...

Poppy: 😟😟😟😟😟😟

Hype: 🙁 *stomach rumbles* uhh...I think I have to.. *runs straight to the bathroom*

Ablaze: trickee put a laxative in his drink. One time we were at a furniture store and he went to go take a nasty ass shit and it stunk up the entire place.

Viva: ewwwww

Clay: that's nasty..

Viva: CÁLLATE, CABEZA DE MIERDA.

Hype: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT PFFFFF PFF PFFFFFFT

Ablaze: *holds his breath*

Poppy: OH MY GAWD SOMEBODY CALL 911

Viva: dios mío, necesita ayuda mental.

John Dory: what?

Viva: I SAID HE NEEDS MENTAL HELP YOU STUPID BITCH *SLAPS HIS FACE* HE PROBABLY HAS BATHROOM PROBLEMS

Ablaze: he does have bathroom problems.

Trickee: guys!! Boom is coming!!!

Bruce: let's hide!!

Hype: *sighs* nobody go in there..

Poppy: oh god please get away from me..

Boom: *comes in* umm what the fuck??

Everyone: SURPRISE!!!!!!

Twig: *gives boom the death stare* 🖕

Boom: 😨

Floyd: *plays boom's favorite Nicki Minaj song*

Boom: what is that smell?????

Hype: oh that was me! I took a shit.

Boom: *gags*

Ablaze: he always be taking shits.

Boom: ewwwww

Poppy: okay guys let's sing happy birthday to him!!

Twig: *starts crying*

Branch: oh my god...twig please stop...

*they start singing happy birthday*

Twig: *starts crying even more*

Clay: aww does she not like it??

Branch: she just doesn't want to. You know what?? we're going home. That's it. Time out for you.

Poppy: she didn't do anything!!

Boom: dude...

Hype: hey, boom!! You want a fart for your birthday?? *farts*

Boom: NOOOOOOOOO



The end.


Happy birthday lance bass!!

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