Clay: *opens the door* taurus!!! Don't you dare throw another toy!!!
Jellybean: he's just a baby. He doesn't know.
Clay: *sighs*
Jellybean: I know. You guys had a really bad day yesterday.
Clay: yeah I know. He wouldn't stop throwing a fit..
Taurus: *picks up a soccer ball*
Clay: TAURUS!! DONT YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
Jellybean: Clay!! Don't be strict! You and viva are never strict!
Clay: fun boy Clay is only in the mood. Serious boy Clay does not play. PERIODT.
Taurus: *throws soccer ball to the wall*
Jellybean: Taurus!! Oh my gawd!!
Clay: okay you know what, Taurus?? Time out for 10 minutes. You don't get the iPad or the toys until time is up. Sit right here and drink your juice. It's very healthy for you.
Taurus: *sips on apple juice*
Jellybean: good boy!
Clay: stay here. Do not move.
Clay: *makes another rap song in his room*
Viva: what is blud yapping about.
Jellybean: he's talking about how much he loves Taco Bell.
Viva: nah cuz like he be shitting in that bathroom. It be sounding like "PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT"
Jellybean: eww
Viva: ikr??
Jellybean: I heard your sister and her bOyFrIeNd were kissing in da club last night.
Viva: yeah. She held a milkshake and I sat down on the floor and drank it :3
Jellybean: weird...
Taurus: *poops his diaper*
Camera man: uh ohhhh!! Stinkyyyy!!
Viva: WHAT WAS THAT??????
Jellybean: I think Taurus pooped....
Viva: oh gosh..
Viva: Taurus...baby?? Did you do a stinky poo????
Taurus: *whimpers*
Viva: something tells me he *sniff sniff* and he did...
Taurus: *starts crying* WAAAAAAA
Viva: don't worry, Taurus!! We'll get you all changed!! CLAY GET ME A GAS MASK
Clay: *hands her a gas mask*
Viva: thanks. *puts it on and opens his diaper*
Taurus: :c
Viva: I know. Its just a poopy diaper.
*more poop starts to come out*
Viva: aw shit. *closes diaper*
Taurus: *cries even more*
Clay: what happened, my pookie bear??
Viva: shit will not stop coming out of him.
Clay: oh god...a diaper blowout??
Viva: YES!! UGHH! I didn't even know how to say it as first!!!!
Clay: let me handle this.
*he opens Taurus's diaper*
Clay: *GASP, GAG*
Taurus: *giggles*
Clay: AND ITS SPRAYING OUT GET UNDER THE FUCKING TABLE!!
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Jellybean: what are you guys giving this poor child!?
Viva: we just gave him a warm bottle of milk and he kept farting nonstop!!
Jellybean: I think he's lactose intolerant!! Who's responsible for this!??
Viva: probably him.
Clay: what you blaming me for!? I didn't do anything!!!!
