SOUTHPARK ONE SHOTS 😮

"Oh. Thats a knife 😃"

Ages: between 11-12

SHORT STORY.

Inspiration: IT part one, by Andy Muschietti

Hints of: style(sort of)

POV: Stan

"Hey! Wait up!"

I look behind me to see Kenny running to me with his hood down and a big grin on his face.

"Hey Kenny. What's up?" I return a smile as he walks with me out to the parking lot of the school.

"So I know we all had that big fight and we got over it, but I wanna talk about something, so I'm getting everyone to meet at the park later today." Kenny says, pulling his hood back up as we leave school grounds. Him and I had made a tradition of walking to the train tracks and going our separate ways, usually just to let each other know drama cause of not talking much.

"Yeah that sounds cool, also mind if I walk with Kyle today? We're having a sleepover tonight so I gotta bring him to my place." I say as I see Kyle walk out of the school, followed by a yelling Cartman. That seems like a good sign.

"Sure that's fine, I'll see you guys at 4:40?" Kenny smiles and I nod in response, giving a peace out, then walking back to see Cartman and Kyle arguing.

'This should be fun.'

"Stan it's almost 4:30." Kyle said as I walked back into my room holding a bag of pretzels.

"Okay. We can head over if you want to be early." I tell him, while throwing the bag of pretzels at him making him drop his controller.

"Jesus Stan you're gonna make me loose, but okay just let me finish this match." Kyle concluded and I nodded my head in response, taking a seat on my bed to watch him play. Kyle was getting into habit of being early to things, and I didn't mind. It helped me out to not be late. But mostly just to hang out with Kyle so its a win win.

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"Okay Kenny why are we here for your stupid little fan group" cartman says as joins us all at a nearby bench.

"Well actually, I wanted to ask you guys something." Kenny announces and we all look at him, mostly confused.

"Yeah what's up?" I ask, putting my phone down.

"We need to stop fighting." Kenny says, looking at us as he pulls out a small blade.

"Kenny the fuck are you talking about." Kyle added, quickly taking the knife away from Kenny, he didn't really trust anyone with a sharp blade in hand. Especially after the Chili incident.

" I was saying, we should make a blood pact." Kenny laughs at kyles quick actions, although it doesn't calm him down.

"You know how unhealthy that is right-" Kyle looks to all of us. He probably knows cartman doesn't care, but maybe he just thinks it's necessary to say, germaphobe.

"What would we be promising too anyway?" I ask, kenny smiles a little, taking off his gloves.

"For us to stop fighting." He smiles, pulling down his hood. We all sit in silence for a while, me and Kyle had made a promise like this when we were little, but I don't think he remembers.

"Well that's.. stupid." Cartman sighs standing up off the bench.

"I'll do it." Kyle mutters, handing the blade back to Kenny.

"Sure, why not." I laugh standing up next to Kyle. We look to Cartman, he seems to be wanting to punch Kenny in the face, but instead,

"Whatever I ain't no puss." Cartman snatches the blade and holds it up to his hand.

"Let's promise to stop fighting or whatever. You guys are so gay." Cartman rolls his eyes, cutting his hands and giving the blade back to Kenny.

When the blade gets to Kyle, he hesitates, but does it anyway, wincing as he lets the blood drop onto the grass.

"You guys are total bullshit.." he sighs as we all join hands.

"Well. Let's see if we keep the promise." I laugh, and everyone joins in, we don't believe we can keep it, but that's fine. Maybe we can keep it.

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Well I don't know how to write the real ending to this because I can't find a good way to write it, so just imagine that they don't keep it and Stan's sorry. (Mostly cus of Covid, yes I know when it actually starts but I don't have the mental stability to be sticking to the show 100% 😌😌 Anyway see ya later fanatics 👹👹