SOUTHPARK ONE SHOTS 😮

Stan trips over a rock.

WARNING: cringe. I'm writting this rlly tired.

Inspiration: we're not safe here- Christopher Cox, it's a horror short film you should check it out! Mostly just the idea but changed haha.

Hints of: creek, bunny, sort of stendy, and mainly style.

Ages: Stan: 15, Kyle:15, Cartman:14, Craig:15, Tweak:15, Kenny:14, Butters: 15, Clyde:15, Tolkien:15, Wendy: 15

POV: Kyle

"Guys, I hate to be a bitch about this, but this is the stupidest thing we've done this year." I say, mostly directing this at Cartman. Since it was his stupid idea to go into a forest. At 2 in the morning. In winter.

"Oh come on Kael! It's not a big deal you're just a wuss." Cartman snickers not even bothering to look at me while leading us through the iced forest. I put my hands into the pockets of my jacket, because my dumbass forgot to grab gloves while Stan was throwing me out the door.

"You doing alright Kyle?" Stan laughs, noticing my teeth chatter. I look at him rolling my eyes. He was convincing me all morning before we left to go with them. Instead of answering Stan, I glance back at the blondes of the group. Kenny Is chatting with butters, while Tweek keeps glancing back at Craig who's at the back of this 'line' if that's what you wanna call it. Turning my head back, I notice cartman is way ahead of us looking in his bag. Which is odd.

"Hey Fatass! Wait up!"  I yell, picking up the pace a little bit, but not much, he never has anything interesting to talk about anyway. Tweek and Craig speed up as well, leaving Kenny and butters to laugh about whatever dumb stuff Kenny made up.

"Seriously guys! What's this Al-ll about!?" Tweek yells to us as me and Stan get to Cartman. I take in the details of the place, the big trees around us, it kinda looks like a hangout party spot, but smaller. But when turning to cartman, I see his stupid plan.

"No." I say harshly, while Stan just has a grin on his face. Cartmans grin is even bigger. God he's so fucking annoying.

"Well Khael. Stan bet 30$ that you wouldnt play. So we're playing. And I can get my money." Cartman laughs pulling out the board and setting it on the ground.  Looking at all of the designs with ink, my eyes hurt. It was too early to be making my brain work this hard.

"Come on Kyle! I invited Wendy and she'll be here soon! You gotta help me impress her by not being scared!" Stan laughs punching me slightly In the shoulder. I look at him confused at this point.

"So you wanna loose money?" I ask, Kenny laughs at my question as he finally catches up with butters.

" I don't know stan, I would've bet on him getting scared." Kenny laughs purposely crashing onto the ground then setting up to help get the game set up. Kyle watched as Kenny took out candles from cartmans bag, then lighting them with a lighter he had.

"Still carrying that thing around?" I ask him, Kenny had gotten into a smoking habit, and always kept a lighter on him. Even after butters got him to stop doing it so much, he carried it out of bad habit.

" nope. It's not mine. It's Craig's." He says lighting the other candle, holding his hand out to make sure the flame was actually there. I look to Craig, who's now sitting down with Tweek on the grass not really paying attention other than Tweeks outbursts every few seconds.

" I didn't know you carried lighters." I mumble to him, which apparently he was listening cause he flips his middle finger up not even looking at me.

"Craig!" Tweek shouts, making him put his hand down as he rolls his eyes but he answers me for real this time.