A/N: I'm backkk. Sooner than I thought...
I was actually going to update the other day but some how I got side tracked (coughbecauseofbtscough)
Let's see where this goes...Luhan's POV (you know I might do a Xiumin POV idk)
After I walked back home (smiling like an idiot) I was greeted with a smirking Baekhyun.
"Someone's happy...and has the same creepy grin that Chanyeol has when he fanboys about Dara..."
"Pffft! Please, I do NOT look like that...and is it really that abnormal to see me happy and smile?"
"One look in the mirror and two considering last time you smiled was...well the one that you have I've never seen. I've only seen forced or fake ones."
"I have genuine smiles..."
"Only around that Xiumin person. Next time I see him I'll thank him for finally making my brother smile genuinely."
"Next time I see Chanyeol I'll tell him to stop smiling creepily while fanboying."
"Please do. That'll make me less jealous of that Dara girl..."
"Do you want him to smile like that at you?"
'Don't go insane on me my child e_e'
"No...but I do want him to pay attention to me more than that Dara..."
"Oooh I smell jealousy~"
"Pffft...maybe. But I can't do anything since we're not even dating...also tell anyone about my crush jealousy won't be the only thing you smell."
'Too late...everyone already knows...mainly cause you my little one don't know how to keep you're saliva in your mouth when you see him....'
"FYI...Chanyeol doesn't like Dara like that...he has an eye for someone else....but he won't tell me..."
'Muwhahahaha. Time to speed up the process'
"HE WHAT?! YOU MUST KNOW!"
Baekhyun practically jumped on my back and pulled hair.
'JESUS WHY?!'
"OW BAEK GET OFF!"
"TELL ME THE PERSON'S NAME! ILL KILL THE PERSON! GIVE ME THE NAME!"
By the time he finished his sentence picture frames were on the floor and I was still running sound like a chicken that lost its head.
"I DONT KNOW BUT WHAT I KNOW IS THAT YOULL MAKE ME BALD BEFORE I EVEN GRADUATE! NOW GET OFF XI BAEKHYUN!"
"I KNOW YOU KNOW DAMNIT!"
'WHY THE HELL DID I SAY SONETHING!?'
"ITS YOU!"
He let go and his face was red. I was busy caressing my hair and mumbling curse words towards Baekhyun for messing with my hair.
"M-me?"
"No you're invisible twin."
"Holyunholyofholychanyeolhasacrushonmeivebeenblessedicannowdiehappilywellactuallyafterwegetmarriedthenicanbuttheniwouldneverwanttodie." (A/N: Translation: Holy unholy of holy Chanyeol has a crush on me I've been blessed I can now die happily well actually after we get married then I can but then I would never want to die.)
"Yeah now I'm going to go rest my head because someone attacked my poor hair."
"Pft please my hair is way more fabulous than you cheap shampoo self."A/N: leaving off with un proofread crapy writing. Also baekyeol is love. Baekyeol is life.
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Coffeehouse Angel
FanfictionBasically Luhan suffers from always having an internal crisis when he see's Xiumin. Even though he claims to be straight everyone can tell he's whipped for Xiumin.