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4:35 PM

Harold: Sorry boss I can't be in work today, I'm going to spend the whole day in my bed having an existential life crisis. Unfortunately, it's going to take the whole day.

Heather: no way you work

Gwen: r you ok?

Harold: No, I don't work. The thought came in my mind while I was on Reddit and I thought it was funny so I had to share
Harold: No, I am not okay 😀

Duncan: Doris and his dork ass jokes

Gwen: idk it's kind of funny

Duncan: Buy urself a sense of humour

Noah: while you're at it buy duncan a life

Duncan: I can snap both your twig ass legs in a second

Noah: great another reason for me to never get up and do work!

Justin: Dude

Courtney: This group chat needs therapy.

Gwen: no shit omfg

Izzy: I'm a therapist!!

Noah: since when brainiac

Izzy: Since uh forever duh!

Courtney: Do you have a license?

Izzy: OMGGG WHO ARE YOU?? THE COP THAT PULLED ME OVER LAST TUESDAY? 🤨

Eva: They pulled you over cause you ran a red light and almost ran over an old man

Noah: why do shit like that happen when im not w you guys

Izzy: We need adult supervision 😔

Eva: Izzy, we ARE adults

Izzy: 😀⁉️

Courtney: I pray that one day I don't get to be her attorney. 🤦🏽‍♀️

Cody: weiner

Izzy: YA TRICK YA

Gwen: i wanna RIDE 🤠

Cody: HEY EMO BOY ‼️

Heather: dont start

Beth: Omg I love Dua Peepa

Gwen: sharpener 😻

Lindsay: No Greta! I think she's talking about the green owl thing!

Duncan: DuO LINGO U ACTUAL DUMBASS

Tyler: Hey go easy on her!

Duncan: Simp 😒
Duncan: Like u and alejandro weren't doing shit during wt 🤨

Tyler: That's not true! I like girls 🧍‍♂️

Alejandro: Duncan where do you even get that kind of information?

Duncan: My fans

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