total drama chatfic

geoff finally gets his party

2:29 PM

Leshawna: Heather the skank went shopping without me 😒

Heather: we're not exactly friends 🙄

Leshawna: Right, I'd actually rather shop with Justin than you spoiled white girls

Heather: then go do that hoop wearing Beyonce wannabe

Leshawna: NUH UH DONT DRAG THE QUEEN INTO THIS

Justin: GIRL NO NOT BEYONCE

Courtney: Heather baby girl, I love you but please.

Duncan: Baby girl?

Gwen: let it slide you literally call geoff pookie

Duncan: Because he is pookie 🙄

Leshawna: Heather you bitch you come out here

Bridgette: Omg this feud is still going on!? It's been years!

Courtney: I would like to remind everyone about the therapy suggestion. ☺️

Leshawna: Oh she'll need therapy after I rip her weave off alright

Heather: IT'S NOT A WEAVE
Heather: IT'S AT MOST 2 YEARS SINCE I WAS BALD THE HAIR HAS GROWN OUT NOW

Bridgette: Omg

Geoff: I know how to fix this

Noah: can it malibu ken, parties wont fix a years long feud

Geoff: Yes it can! Beach party?? Ayee??? You girls can go shopping for a new bikini
Geoff: Yk girls night out or something!

Gwen: shit he actually does hav a brain

Courtney: Heather did say "shopping is free therapy."

Bridgette: Yesss this could be good for you guys :D

Leshawna: Hmm fine 😒 Only if you guys are coming

Courtney: When's the party Geoff?

Geoff: FINALLY PARTYY WOOT WOOT
Geoff: You free Saturday night mocha??

Noah: great night swimming

Cody: FUCJ YEA NIGHT SWIMMING

Courtney: I'll clean out my schedule for Friday and Saturday.
Courtney: Ok so, girls day out on Friday and Geoff's beach party on Saturday.

Heather: i can work with that

Sadie: OMG ME AND KATIE ARE DEFFO COMING!

Gwen: i normally don't do the whole shopping thing but ig i need new swimming suits

Justin: I'm coming with on Friday, need to restock on some beauty products

Lindsay: Oh ny gosh Jutin that's so sad D:

Justin: It is 😔

Noah: i'll be there saturday as long as you keep this party small

Geoff: Soo like a small get together just between us?

Trent: I'd actually prefer that more

Izzy: LET'S TAG ALONG THE GUYS FROM S4

Duncan: Wtf no

Harold: We can chose who can come

Bridgette: Harold's right, we don't have to invite all of them

Noah: what's next you inv my ex?

Owen: Aren't you on good terms?

Noah: we are but i literally asked to keep the party small

Owen: Btw will there be a barbeque?? 🤤

Geoff: That can be arranged my man!

Izzy: Noah Noah Noah

Noah: ??

Izzy: You should tooooootallyyy invite your ex's sister 😍😍

Noah: why

Izzy: She's cool and fun to hang out with duh!!

Courtney: Oh Noah, could you invite Emma? If I'm not wrong we took the same course, I think we'll get along!

Noah: fine i'll let them know
Noah: but no more other people

Bridgette: Ok so TDI + Alejandro and a few of the cast from TDROTI then two more from RR
Bridgette: I think this could work :)

Gwen: wouldn't strangers just tag along?

Heather: well unless you have a private beach

Geoff: Dudettes chill
Geoff: Ik a private beach we can go to

Gwen: bcs you own it?

Geoff: YEAH!

Cody: Where'd you get enough cash for a beach of your own??

Bridgette: Constant hosting and TV shows

Noah: of course because those pay you a lot

Duncan: They pay a lot when they're scripted

Gwen: all stars core <33

Heather: ugh not tdas

Courtney: More like TDASS

Duncan: Woah there princess
Duncan: But true

Noah: hanging out in the set of tdas was fun

Harold: Why were you even there? Didn't you quit being an assistant before tdwt?

Noah: yea but i kept my id

Bridgette: That's.. trespassing..

Gwen: 😭😭

Beth: Would that make Noah a criminal?

Courtney: Well, factually, since Noah used his I.D to get in that would mean he was let in so I wouldn't say it's trespassing.

Heather: so he's not going to jail?

Courtney: Not exactly

Heather: damn 😒

Noah: wow fuck you too