total drama chatfic

childhood trauma

2:53 AM

Ezekiel: What's this then, eh?

Cody: YOOOOOO

Geoff: OMG WHAT'S UP ZEKE BRAH!

Harold: And so he lives!

Ezekiel: Now isn't that nice
Ezekiel: I've been well, how are you guys?

Geoff: WEVE BEEN LIT BROSKI 🔥

Bridgette: Oh..
Bridgette: Hi Zeke :/

Ezekiel: I see some of you don't seem happy I'm here

Heather: yea no shit
Heather: did ur sexist ass rlly have to message THIS EARLY?

Ezekiel: I'd just like to say, I'm sorry for the stuff I've said and done in the past. I admit it was all very immature and terrible of me and I don't blame you if you hate me for it.
Ezekiel: Sorry for messaging this late too, quite busy most times hahaha

Gwen: tldr

Bridgette: Apology accepted, idk if i'll forgive you tho

Ezekiel: That's alright eh
Ezekiel: Best be going, I'll try to talk to you guys soon

Harold: Huh so that happened

9:27 AM

Courtney: I blame a lot of my problems, both physical and mental, on the daycare I attended back then.

Duncan: I hate how no matter how many times i blow that shit up IT STILL STANDS LIKE BRUH FUCK OFF

Noah: that daycare fucked up my body fr

Cody: Uh huh you guys think you got it THAT BAD?

Izzy: HONESTLY? I'm surprised you're still alive HAHAHHA

Cody: I'm surprised too 😭

Heather: so you all just attended the same daycare? must be hell been knowing each other all these years

Gwen: it truly is

Leshawna: Learned some stuff about everybody I wish I could definitely unlearn

Beth: Like what O_o

Noah: news flash! pooping in the sandbox is not normal

Courtney: It's the fact we continued to play in that sandbox.

Cody: I was a weird child back then

Noah: oh gap, you still are

Cody: I'm not even a minor anymore

Duncan: And yet you're still a virgin 🤣

Cody: I've been tormented by this man since I was four

Harold: Makes me wonder how old Chef really is...

Izzy added Chef Hatchet.

Chef: What?
Chef: Oh
Chef: Well

Chef left.

Courtney: Such an irresponsible teacher.

Leshawna: Right? Smh

Beth: He did protect us multiple times!

Harold: Yep, from dangers he started 🤦

Beth: Ok point made

Owen: IDK I KINDA ENJOYED DAYCARE

Noah: ???
Noah: we were borderline abused ☠️

Gwen: tbh

Bridgette: My therapist says most of my problems stemmed from my environment as a child 😥

DJ: Poor guys :(

Heather: haa can't relate 🥱

Leshawna: Ohoh you lucky you weren't there
Leshawna: I would've ripped your hair clean off the scalp

Heather: Scary 😐

Cody: Leshawna as a kid WAS scary
Cody: Well to be fair everyone was scary

Owen: So true buddy!

Courtney: Honestly, we never really learned anything from daycare.
Courtney: I mean look at how we turned out!

Beth: I think we turned out fine

Noah: yep definitely
Noah: bcs being on antidepressants and going to weekly therapies is totally fine

Cody: R u ok? :(

Noah: is that even a question 🧍

Bridgette: Noah, Cody, I'm pretty sure you guys mentioned (life-threatening) allergies a lot during our run in TD

Noah: what abt them?

Bridgette: Idk it surprises me you guys survived daycare after all that licking stuff off the walls and being constantly bitten by random animals

Cody: Majority of my mom's salary went to hospital bills and tons of medications through the years 😬

Noah: ig i had better metabolism and shit when i was younger
Noah: idfk

Courtney: It surprises me any of us are alive. 🤦🏽‍♀️

Gwen: ive witnessed death many times during my time in that daycare

Cody: I've experienced death many times during my time that daycare

Beth: 🤯

Duncan: 😒