total drama chatfic

pls consider therapy

sorry this kinda took a while, school started and my mind has been hectic bcs i keep seeing my ex in the hallways 👺

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9:06 AM

Gwen: another day, another 6 hours of endless suffering

Noah: waiting for that sweet release of death

Duncan: Fucking emos

Gwen: stfu moss ass hair looking mf

Heather: literally punk my little pony looking ass

Duncan: Do you want to go to the morgue?

Gwen: more than ever

Duncan: I can make that wish come true

Justin: PUHLEASE you're literally all bark no bite

Duncan: I'll show you no bite once I run over your gay ass

Trent: Would that count as a hate crime?

Gwen: is that "/gen" or no

Trent: /gen

Courtney: It wouldn't have if he didn't mention "gay".
Courtney: Also all of you should consider therapy.

Duncan: Pshh what for?

Courtney: Gwen and Noah keep texting about how miserable their lives are and keep making bad jokes about it! Harold literally confided that he was having an existential life crisis the other day! You resort to violence when you get pissed. Izzy is simply just crazy! Eva has extreme anger issues. Heather definitely has problems and covers it up with this whole mean popular girl schtick. I, myself, have my own issues. So, as I said, ALL of you should consider therapy.

Cody: What's up gamers
Cody: Wth tldr

Noah: i only read it cs it has my name on it

Eva: ???????

Courtney: I'm sorry Eva but it has to be said.

Duncan: Violence is a question and the answer is yes

Courtney: NO NO NO!!

Leshawna: Therapy ain't even free

Noah: is anything ever free?

Cody: Air is free :v

Noah: considering people are out there raising donations to stop factories from polluting air i wouldnt say so gap

Gwen: what's with the sudden endearments? lol

Noah: 've always called him that

Gwen: ig

Geoff: PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTTT

Harold: Party rock is in the house tonight*

Geoff: Tomato tomato

Heather: that's
Heather: omg actual dumbass

Bridgette: Let him be

Geoff: YO PARTY IN MI CASA AYEE??

Alejandro: Always with the parties

Courtney: We don't need parties, we need a group therapy!

Harold: Pass, I don't wanna unload trauma when the trauma is in the room

Gwen: ^^^

Courtney: What will it take for you guys to actually go to therapy??

Cody: I alr go to therapy 👉😎👉

Duncan: K

Courtney: I don't wanna force things on you like I did before, Duncan but I think it's best for our relationship if you go to therapy.

Geoff: WOAH YOU'RE OFFICIAL

Duncan: Fine 😒

Gwen: 3hr murder documentaries is free therapy

Leshawna: Shopping is free therapy

Noah: reading is free therapy

Beth: DABIHAWKS IS FREE THERAPY

Gwen: not the bnha 😭😭

Cody: 16 hour gaming session is free therapy

Heather: bullying kids online is free therapy

Bridgette: Consider actual therapy <33

Izzy: I DO FREE THERAPY 😌😌

Noah: no thanks 👍

Trent: I'd rather succumb to the sillyness than get therapy from Izzy

Gwen: haha sILLyNESS

Izzy: You guys will regret this ☹️

Owen: Foooood is free therapy

Gwen: so real

Owen: FOOD THERAPY WHEN

DJ: We can have brunch on Sunday! My other mama's coming home for the week, I bet she'll love to meet you :D

Heather: i bet otherwise but alr

Cody: YESSS CAN I COME??

DJ: Everyone can :D

Owen: HELL YEA!!

Noah: make sure not to eat everything big guy

Courtney: Yes Owen, don't wanna leave a bad impression on DJ's mom

Geoff: ALRIGHT PARTY AT DJ'S

Bridgette: Not a party babe

Gwen: he's a little confused but he's got the spirit

Beth: YAYY SEE U SUNDAYYYY :DD

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short chapter lmao anyway this took a while sorry bout that school has been taking up most of my time pepesad

unrelated and practically a rant u can skip this if u want

but i keep seeing my ex in the hallways or anywhere i go 😭😭 it's like fate is taunting me 🦋