"Waah that's an excellent news!",
exclaims Kabeer, straightening up in his chair at his cabin. His eyes beaming with excitement. His hand extended forward with his palm facing upwards.
"Please rehne dijiye!",
says Ananya, gesturing with her hand, her palm facing Kabeer.
"Kyun, kya hua?",
asks Kabeer, knitting his brows, surprised.
"Aap achi tarah jaante hain ke mujhe inn sub cases mein koi interest nahi hai. But nahi!",
Ananya enacts Kabeer in front of him,
"Ananya tumhe aise cases lene honge, that's an order!",
and shakes her head a little towards right, out of anger.
"Research karte hue aisi-aisi kahaniyan milin ke unhe parhte hue aisa lag raha tha maano main najaane kis duniya mein aa gayi hoon. Raat ko neend hi nahi aayi.",
says Ananya, shaking her head.
"Madam aapko jo wo ajeeb-ajeeb laga tha na usse...",
Kabeer changes his tone to scare her,
"darr kehte hain! Darr!"
Kabeer laughs out loud, throwing his head back. Ananya fake glares Kabeer. Picking up a pen from the pen holder, she throws it at him in order to bring his laughter to an abrupt end, which he catches immediately and widens his eyes, staring her.
Placing the pen back into the pen holder Kabeer says,
"Dekha na tumne? Matlab duniya bhar mein aise cases hote hain magar duniya ke saamne nahi aate ye cases. Bus yahi humein karna hai inn cases ko duniya ke saamne laana hai.",
"Koi nahi dekhega ye show.",
warns Ananya.
"Arey Ananya aaj kal logon ka inhi cheezon mein interest hai. Waise to aaj kal log news channels se duur hi rehne ki koshish karte hain, kehte hain ke news channels to bus tension hi dete hain, waise stress kam hai life mein ke news channel kholo to iska khoon ho gaya; isne usko dhamki di wagerah wagerah.",
patting his right index finger at his desk, he emphasizes at his following words,
"Magar jahan baat andhvishwas ki aa jaye; bhoot-pret ki aa jaye to wohi log jo news channels waalon ko gaali dete hain, turant TV ke saamne baith jayenge sub kaam chhor-chhar kar."
Ananya wrinkles her nose finding it gross.
"Hum iski jagah ache-ache shows la saakte hain jisse logon ko koi achi knowledge miley. Bachchon ko prerna miley kuch naya karne ki. After all humare desh ke bachche hi to desh ka future hai.",
says Ananya, her excitement palpable.
Kabeer nods his head and says,
"Main tumhari baat samjh raha hoon Ananya. Magar sub tumhare jaisa nahi sochtein."
Ananya stares him, perplexed, how to make him understand that she doesn't want to work on this matter.
"Aur channel ki TRP tabhi ayegi jab wo dikhaya jayega jo log dekhna chahte hain, bhale hi hum personally uss par bharosa na karein.",
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ParanormalAn amalgamation of characters of Kahiin to Hoga; Left Right Left; Reporters; Haq Se and Coldd Lassi Aur Chicken Masala. P.S. This is not based on the concept of identical twins or identical strangers. Kindly focus on characters and not on their look...