(Mike Wazowski x Cornbread Ned)-Zebra Zendaya Vs. The Terrible Tom Holland

Oh no

My name is..... Tom Holland. But I have a reputation of being... TeRrIbLe. I have set out on a mission to destroy my former best friend.. Now my enemy: Zebra Zendaya. One day I was in love with her, but now we are at war forever. Only one of us can win, but I have to worry about one person. He is a good spy but is easily fooled, like cornbread batter, being baked in an oven. He told me he had made contact with someone on the other side willing to spy, so I let him. My hopes aren't very high, but I've allowed him to take time off from directly spying to get the information from his contact. But while my spy is busy I have a mission of my own. I recently received a note under my door stating,  Dear enemy, I, Zebra Zendaya have received some horrible news. A new side might be approaching this war. I have upset some old friends of mine and they have started pondering joining this war. If they do, they are a powerful team with the ability to take out anyone. So I will be requesting a meeting between our sides to discuss the possible new threat of Mickey Mouse and Edward Cullen, the power couple. Though I know it must be a trap I walked out my door and headed for my helicopter. This meeting was definitely going to be a disaster.
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CreeEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeek! I spun around in my chair to see... Cornbread Ned. He was known as the most vicious spy for The Terrible tom holland. He was trained to take out any enemy. I requested Mike to bring me to him. His eyes pierced mine, I could almost see the killer in his eyes. I told him that he was our only hope of defeating the power couple who would wipe us out. But then he spoke, "Ummmm yeahh, I-i-i-i think you got the wrong person lady. Unless you're talking about my best friend Speedy Flash, of cornbread." I was utterly shocked, he was not the trained warrior who would help us take out our enemy? I stared him in the eyes and ordered Mike to take him away, and he did. What would we do?
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"MIKE! MIKE! DON'T GO IN THERE! IT'S A TRAP," A muffled person said. My vision was fuzzy but the person yelling gave me a warm feeling. But instead I didn't listen, I walked into the dark and blurry room....
I suddenly inhaled deeply and opened my singular eye. I seemed to be in some type of dark room. I looked like the basement of a psychopath in a movie. The side of the room I was in had a small light swinging slowly, bugs fluttering around the light. Suddenly on the opposite side of the room, the shadowy and dark side, I heard a voice. "Hey Hugly Bear, Miss me," a smirking voice whispered. I knew that voice, it was.....