Gale: oh look who got laid last night
Stu: that's right chumps, missionary accomplished!
Computer: please type in a password
Gale: *types in Dewey*
Computer: Your password is too weak
Gale: how fucking DARE YOU-
Stu: what's sexting?
Dewey: I am not having this conversation with you.
Gale: I feel like doing something stupid
Stu: I'm stupid, do me!
Billy: I believe in you Randy!
Randy to themselves: God I must suck. The nicest thing Billy can think to say to me is that they don't doubt my existence
Billy: I like your new pants!
Stu: thanks! They were 50% off!
Billy: I'd like them better if they were 100% off *winks*
Stu: the store can't give away clothes for free
Billy: that's.. not that what I meant..
Stu: that's a terrible way to run a business, Billy
Stu: *venting endlessly about their week*
Billy, every once in a while: *in a monotone voice* Wow, that's so wild
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Scream 1996 incorrect quotes and one shots
FanfictionIncorrect quotes of the scream 1996 movie (Charaters include: Stu Billy Tatum Randy Sidney Gale Dewey)
