Billy: know why I called you here?
Stu: because I accidentally sent you a dick pic?
Billy: *stops pouring two glasses of wine* accidentally?
Billy: I did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgement and critisism.
Sidney: and you came to me?
Tatum: I'm doing what I can to jog your memory
Randy: It's jogging, I guess. Its tiddies are jiggling a little.
Tatum: Nice
Sidney: Can you cut me some slack Billy? I'm sort of in love.
Billy: I'm sorry but thats not really my problem.
Sidney: I'm in love with you.
Billy: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little
Stu: Tatum, you do remember when we agreef we were better off as friends, right?
Tatum, naked in stus bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Stu, already taking off their clothes: Fuck..me neither
Randy: I'm totally useless
Dewey: You're not totally useless,
Dewey: you cab be used as a bad example
Dewey: Stu whens your birthday?
Stu: why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out weaknesses? So yu can destory me?
Dewey: ...so i know when to wish you happy birthday
Dewey: *locks Gale in the car* Act like a child, get treated like a child
Gale: what? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
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Scream 1996 incorrect quotes and one shots
FanfictionIncorrect quotes of the scream 1996 movie (Charaters include: Stu Billy Tatum Randy Sidney Gale Dewey)
