Billy: When life gives you lemonades, make lemons! Life will be like "whAttT?"
Gale: Life lessons that schools can't teach you
Stu: Are you trying to seduce me?
Billy: why, are you seducible?
Billy: ugh crushes are so dumb
Sidney: I know, Whenever im near the person i like i just start acting stupid
Billy: but youre always stupid
Sidney: ...
Sidney: dont think to hard about it
Dewey: what's my sexuality? I don't fucking know! I'm not straight and that's all that matters. Well, maybe that's unfair to the straights. Some of my best friends are straight with one of them I will I know them and Sidney is perfectly tolerable person in small doses.
Stu: what's your greatest fear?
Sidney: being forgotten
Stu: ...
Stu: damn that's deep
Stu: mine is the kool-aid man but I feel kinda stupid now...
Stu: new year new me
Gale: Bitch, it's August
Stu: time is an illusion
Randy: I fell—
Gale: from heaven?
Randy: no I literally fell—
Gale: in love with me the moment you saw me?
Randy: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Gale: ok but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest
Gale: Did you just refer to a knife as a "people-opener?"
Stu: ...
Stu: should I not have?
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Scream 1996 incorrect quotes and one shots
FanficIncorrect quotes of the scream 1996 movie (Charaters include: Stu Billy Tatum Randy Sidney Gale Dewey)
