Sidney: hey I'm getting in the shower wanna help me out?
Tatum: ..have you never taken a shower before?
Randy: priest kink is definitely a thing and I am afflicted by it
Sidney: go to church.
Sidney: WAIT—
Tatum, turning to dewey: stop calling yourself hot. The only thing you can turn on it the microwave.
Sidney, texting Stu: hey do you like anyone?
Stu: yeah you
Sidney: oh I'm sorry we're just friends..
Stu: yeah, you?*
Stu: oh haha sorry lol
Sidney: dies inside
Billy: I've been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now no response.
Stu: wow, they sound stupid
Billy: but they're not they're really smart, actually just dense
Stu: maybe you need to be more obvious like I don't know. "Hey, I love you"
Billy: I guess you're right. Hey stu, I love you
Stu: see! just say that
Billy: holy fucking shit
Stu: if that flies over their head than sorry, Billy, but they're too dumb for you
Billy: stu.
Sidney: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter S
Dewey: *looks at stu and billy fighting*
Dewey: is it sexual tension?
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Scream 1996 incorrect quotes and one shots
FanfictionIncorrect quotes of the scream 1996 movie (Charaters include: Stu Billy Tatum Randy Sidney Gale Dewey)
