im an anime housewife now
wooyoung: i have reached peak nirvana
yunho: what rhe fuck
mingi:
yunho: what the fuck
wooyoung: who is that for
mingi: my sugar daddy 🫦🫦
wooyoung: get out
hongjoong: how the fuck do you do so well in your exams in med school when all you do is act like a piece of cold south indian red chutney that got smashed under a flat bus tire
mingi: bitchass excuse me
mingi: when youre fapping you sound like a dysfunctional train engine shut the fuck up
mingi: and it's always 3 in the morning ur like ah ooh whatever pls fuck me hard ooh so good 😋🙏
mingi: never bothered about the fact that my room is right next to yours and this useless ass apartment has walls thinner than paper
seonghwa: so ur trying to say he is loud
mingi: FUCKING ALWAYS AND ITS SO WEIRD WHILE TO HEAR WHILE IM STUDYING
mingi: I WILL BE STUDYING ABOUT VIRUSES, MICROBIOLOGY SHIT FOR AN EXAM AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I WILL HEAR RANDOM ASS OOH'S AND AAH'S COMING FROM HIS ROOM LIKE BITCH
mingi: i can't even get a peaceful 6 hours of sleep after that 😞✊
hongjoong:
san: "he aggressively wiped his salami stick against the wood of the bed" 🫦🤌
jongho: im incredibly traumatized by the image my mind has created
yeosang: i've walked in on him fapping his dick looks WOBBLY AS FUCK
yeosang: unstable just like my non existent mental health
wooyoung: WEE WOO WEE WOO IT'S THE SOUND OF THE AMBULANCE 🚑🚑
seonghwa: I AM ULTIMATE BAGUETTE EATER ‼️‼️‼️👺
hongjoong: this slander is unacceptable
yeosang: it's not slander it's, TRUTH 💯
hongjoong: yesterday you called mingi a dilf stfu mf ass
yeosang: okay you crab crustacean thing
seonghwa: RARARARARARARARAARA BAGUETTE
san: on god please shut up with that baguette yapping from last night
san: you're not french
wooyoung: yeo bffr you didn't cheat on me
yeosang: I DID NOT HONGJOONG IS LYING
hongjoong: AM NOT
mingi: fuck shit fuck i just remembered i have a test on pathology next week
mingi: im fucked
jongho: u use such big words when talking about ur career, i get a stroke reading it every time
hongjoong: no literally my guy barely sleeps most of the time, is able to function those 5 hours of sleep, he has dark circles and still manages to be the top student in his class wtf is he on
hongjoong: bro only studies at night, not even late night but for 3 hours from 9-12 then hes off to watching his drama series??? only time he looks like a normal med student is during his exam season which is like 3 times a year 💀
yeosang: HE GOT BEST MARKS IN HIS CLASS IN ALL THE SUBJECTS HE HAD WITH MINIMAL STUDYING THIS IS INSANE ⁉️⁉️
yeosang: im a biochemistry major and he got more than me i stan 😍‼️
mingi: THANK YOU FUCKERS I WILL GLADY OPERATE YOUR BRAINS ONCE IM A QUALIFIED NEUROSURGEON 😘😘😘😘😘
jongho: OMEGLE IS SO TRAUMATIZING NEVER AGAIN
seonghwa: i thought i banned you from that site ever since last time
jongho: DICKS ARE SO UGLY
wooyoung: you have one ☠️⁉️
jongho: I DON'T CARE THEY'RE SO FUXKING UGLY
jongho: I GOT FLASHED
yeosang: then can you imagine how bad it is walking into hongjoong fapping
yeosang: worse than my worst nightmare, i was scared to sleep after that man
yeosang: it literally looked like a wobbly piece of rotten ass salami that was being dryly rubbed
hongjoong: can u stop describinf in detail how my pp looks like
hongjoong: mf ass
jongho: im traumatized enough pls don't i beg you
seonghwa: you got flashed last time, said never again and now you're back to square one
seonghwa: dumb bitch
jongho: spare me for once
seonghwa: ABSOLUTELY NOT 👺
mingi: SO.
mingi: sex.
yunho: sleep. go. to. bed.
san: LALALALALLAALALALA
san: LALALALALAMA
wooyoung: what are you on
san: soda what else
san: i ate 3 burgers today after 3 months sksnsnwnwnwns
san: N E GAYS BE GAY 💅🌈🌈🌈🌈
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this chapter is too random man
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the gays - ateez
Fanfictiona chaotic ateez group chat that wooyoung creates by adding more people to his already existing friend group.