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im an anime housewife now

wooyoung: i have reached peak nirvana

yunho: what rhe fuck

mingi:

yunho: what the fuck

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yunho: what the fuck

wooyoung: who is that for

mingi: my sugar daddy 🫦🫦

wooyoung: get out

hongjoong: how the fuck do you do so well in your exams in med school when all you do is act like a piece of cold south indian red chutney that got smashed under a flat bus tire

mingi: bitchass excuse me

mingi: when youre fapping you sound like a dysfunctional train engine shut the fuck up

mingi: and it's always 3 in the morning ur like ah ooh whatever pls fuck me hard ooh so good 😋🙏

mingi: never bothered about the fact that my room is right next to yours and this useless ass apartment has walls thinner than paper

seonghwa: so ur trying to say he is loud

mingi: FUCKING ALWAYS AND ITS SO WEIRD WHILE TO HEAR WHILE IM STUDYING

mingi: I WILL BE STUDYING ABOUT VIRUSES, MICROBIOLOGY SHIT FOR AN EXAM AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I WILL HEAR RANDOM ASS OOH'S AND AAH'S COMING FROM HIS ROOM LIKE BITCH

mingi: i can't even get a peaceful 6 hours of sleep after that 😞✊

hongjoong:

san: "he aggressively wiped his salami stick against the wood of the bed" 🫦🤌

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san: "he aggressively wiped his salami stick against the wood of the bed" 🫦🤌

jongho: im incredibly traumatized by the image my mind has created

yeosang: i've walked in on him fapping his dick looks WOBBLY AS FUCK

yeosang: unstable just like my non existent mental health

wooyoung: WEE WOO WEE WOO IT'S THE SOUND OF THE AMBULANCE 🚑🚑

seonghwa: I AM ULTIMATE BAGUETTE EATER ‼️‼️‼️👺

hongjoong: this slander is unacceptable

yeosang: it's not slander it's, TRUTH 💯

hongjoong: yesterday you called mingi a dilf stfu mf ass

yeosang: okay you crab crustacean thing

seonghwa: RARARARARARARARAARA BAGUETTE

san: on god please shut up with that baguette yapping from last night

san: you're not french

wooyoung: yeo bffr you didn't cheat on me

yeosang: I DID NOT HONGJOONG IS LYING

hongjoong: AM NOT

mingi: fuck shit fuck i just remembered i have a test on pathology next week

mingi: im fucked

jongho: u use such big words when talking about ur career, i get a stroke reading it every time

hongjoong: no literally my guy barely sleeps most of the time, is able to function those 5 hours of sleep, he has dark circles and still manages to be the top student in his class wtf is he on

hongjoong: bro only studies at night, not even late night but for 3 hours from 9-12 then hes off to watching his drama series??? only time he looks like a normal med student is during his exam season which is like 3 times a year 💀

yeosang: HE GOT BEST MARKS IN HIS CLASS IN ALL THE SUBJECTS HE HAD WITH MINIMAL STUDYING THIS IS INSANE ⁉️⁉️

yeosang: im a biochemistry major and he got more than me i stan 😍‼️

mingi: THANK YOU FUCKERS I WILL GLADY OPERATE YOUR BRAINS ONCE IM A QUALIFIED NEUROSURGEON 😘😘😘😘😘

jongho: OMEGLE IS SO TRAUMATIZING NEVER AGAIN

seonghwa: i thought i banned you from that site ever since last time

jongho: DICKS ARE SO UGLY

wooyoung: you have one ☠️⁉️

jongho: I DON'T CARE THEY'RE SO FUXKING UGLY

jongho: I GOT FLASHED

yeosang: then can you imagine how bad it is walking into hongjoong fapping

yeosang: worse than my worst nightmare, i was scared to sleep after that man

yeosang: it literally looked like a wobbly piece of rotten ass salami that was being dryly rubbed

hongjoong: can u stop describinf in detail how my pp looks like

hongjoong: mf ass

jongho: im traumatized enough pls don't i beg you

seonghwa: you got flashed last time, said never again and now you're back to square one

seonghwa: dumb bitch

jongho: spare me for once

seonghwa: ABSOLUTELY NOT 👺

mingi: SO.

mingi: sex.

yunho: sleep. go. to. bed.

san: LALALALALLAALALALA

san: LALALALALAMA

wooyoung: what are you on

san: soda what else

san: i ate 3 burgers today after 3 months sksnsnwnwnwns

san: N E GAYS BE GAY 💅🌈🌈🌈🌈

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this chapter is too random man

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