san: dicks are so ugly
wooyoung: I KNOW RIGHT
mingi: if you say that then yours should be shit looking too
san: no it's the best looking one
san: i've named him jonathan
san: jonathan is sleeping
san: he hasnt woken up in almost a week
mingi: erectile dysfunction
san: NO.
san: i need to wake him up today 😋‼️
mingi: i dont want the details i beg
seonghwa: hi im done with my classes for today
san: no bc why would i find anyone else's dicks nice except for my partner's when i get one
san: like no way i would ne like haghwa has a cute dick would suck def gokgok suck suck yummy semen
san: no ew its saggy as shit
seonghwa: shut the fuck up
seonghwa: my dick is not saggy it is a good looking dick for my age
seonghwa: above average actually
wooyoung: grandfather typa dique
seonghwa: bitch
san: i need tips on how to wake jonathan up
yunho: dont wake him up for he sake of my poor ears bc youre gonna be sharing a room w me today
san: even better 😘
yunho: i'll sleep on the couch
san: great i get the whole bed
wooyoung: my guy david is kinda complicated
hongjoong: why have you all named your dicks
wooyoung: hes a part of me that gives me life so yes i have named him david
yeosang: i have seen your pp and it looks like a david
wooyoung: real he does
hongjoong: whats mine then give mine a name
seonghwa: yours looks like a bob
mingi: NOT BOB
yunho: hes one with experience dont question his sayings
jongho: hello
jongho: OH TALK ABOUT NAMING DICKS IM A PRO
jongho: my bro is named steve
hongjoong: that is such a straight name
hongjoong: unlike you
jongho: so real unlike me but he stands straight when wanting to be fapped 😍
san: leave.
san: right now.
san: my mind is going fucking crazy i dont want to see whatever THE FUCK OF AN ABOMINATION IM SEEING OK FOR FUCKSFNDJKENCDKCKJ
jongho: want a pic bAbygrills 😘😘😘😍😂😂😊🥰🤩🤗😋😅☺️😶😑🙂😚😚🥰😍
jongho:
YOU ARE READING
the gays - ateez
Fanfictiona chaotic ateez group chat that wooyoung creates by adding more people to his already existing friend group.