So this is apparently a parody of the song above called the Diagnosis, in which in this parody, it explains how Wayne, Raj, Scarlett and Alex (Oc from karateunicornalc ), see that Mateo has been acting strange every time he's around Silas (Two of my ocs) , and they deduce something that shocks Mateo. And just to let you know, I will only be covering the song part and not the beginning dialogue.)
Raj: Cheeks are rose red
Like an evening that's so calm
Mateo: Wha?
Raj: And from the sweating of your palms
You got the most severe of cases
Mateo: Are you sure that's
What this is?
Raj: Posture's shaking
Hallucinating's your new routine
Wayne: It's up to us to intervene
Both Wayne & Raj: And shed a light
On what your symptoms mean
Raj: All the indicators tell us
You're in love
Mateo: Whuh!?
Raj: It's safe to say
Silas is great renown
Which starts
To bring you down
Alex: They tell us
You're in love
You're diagnosed
Let's toast to nature's laws
Your symptoms have a cause.
Mateo: This is crazy!
What makes you think
I'm in love with Silas?
Wayne: It's his kindness
It's his vibe
Something that may
Be hard to describe
Raj: Bet you keep on
Freezing still
Because he usually
Makes you chill
All: Hey!
Alex: It's the clap, clap, clap
You feel
Inside your heart as it beats fast
And then you snap, snap, snap
Because your feelings are so heavy
That you need cast
Turn the page,
It could be the fact
That in one stage
You sometimes feel sick
Raj: Also known
As lovesick
Wayne: For a second
Just reflect
And respect our intellect
Our theory isn't off putting
It's obvious
Mateo: I've had enough!
Scarlett: Fellas, he's in love
Mateo: Oh come on...
Scarlett: No wonder why
If I had a heart like you
I'd feel pathetic too
Raj, Wayne, Alex & Raj: As clues accrue
They tell us
You're in love
You're diagnosed!
Let's toast to nature's law
Your symptoms have a cause!
Alex: You've been in
Denial a while
But it'd be best
If you confess
The way you really feel
Raj: You'd share it
We'd hear it
Your spirit would soar!
Wayne: There's no need to conceal
What could help you to heal
Raj & Alex: So tell us
You're in love
We're zealous
Cuz we've been there before
Wayne, Raj, Scarlett & Alex: You'd share it
We'd hear it
Your spirit would soar!
Tell us you're in love!
Wayne: The truth is
A useful tool
Wayne, Raj, Scarlett & Alex: Tell us you're in love!
Scarlett: Let's move on
So we can duel
Wayne, Raj, Scarlett & Alex: Tell us you're in love
You don't have to play pretend!
Tell us you're in love
Or this song will never end....
Mateo: I'm in love!!
*Silas comes out of nowhere*
Silas: What were you saying before?
Mateo: Uh n-nothing!
Nothing!
*quickly walks away*
(Well, that's that, I have to say, it was quite funny and fun to create this song, but it was unfortunately a bit hard since I'm not the best with rhymes but I still tried my best.)
(Ocs Mateo & Silas belong to me and nothing else)
(Alex belongs to karateunicornalc )
(Song: Parody of The Diagnosis from Genshin Impact)
