Oreo meets the love of his life

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by AvisTV

by AvisTV

(Oreo's POV)

SLASH!

AM I FLOATING?!?! WHERES DA STEAK BRUV.

Where's Jake? I feel so weightless, I should go inform him of my new abilities, I shall call myself Batbalddog.

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Oreo spots his dead body and gets snapped back into REALITY!!

Oh. It seems I am Da steak. How unfortunate. I want to eat the steak. Wait, must find Jake.

I float through walls like a Bugatti. I am one with steak and a Bugatti. Namasteak.

I found Jake, he's with that blooberry. He has an obsession with her left boot. Ima eat that boot.

Scrumdiddlyumptious. -me if i was alive to the boot

She is staring down his left kneecap. I smell leftmance.

COOKOO LADY IS HERE!??!!!!! WHAT?!!??! SHES TALKING TO JAKE GROWLING AND UWU SOUNDS INTENSIFY. WAIT WHY DOES JAKE LOOK SAD? WHY IS BLOOBERRY HUGGING HIM THATS MY JOB

BARK
UWUWUWUWU
GROWL

Ew. PDA. Gr*ss.