[BL, MTL] You Shu (Quick Wear)

Chapter 88: Making Livestock (4)

After leaving the study room, seeing Xiao Shunzi coming to hug her, Youshu hurriedly ran into the hole in the rockery to pretend to play. Xiao Shunzi lay on the ground and looked at it for a long time. Seeing that it was digging here and kicking there with its claws, it seemed very happy, so he ignored it and sat not far away to wait.

The old ghost's body could expand and contract freely, and he followed suit, begging, "Tell me about the disembowelment, craniotomy, etc. just now. I don't believe there is such a thaumaturgy in the world!"

Youshu caught a cricket, pressed it with her small paws, and said lightly, "The aggressive method is useless to me. If you don't make the master's antidote, I won't tell you more. You can guess it yourself." ."

The old ghost looked at him playing with crickets with weird eyes, and tentatively asked, "Are you really a human? Not a dog spirit?" Who likes to play with bugs? Still having so much fun.

Youshu was so angry that she snorted twice and wanted to get out, but was stopped by the old ghost, "Don't go, I just said something wrong, can't I apologize? Since you know so many thaumaturgy , why can't even cure your master's poison, yet still ask me for help."

If Youshu had hands and feet, she would be able to make the antidote sooner or later, so why would she need help? He went back to the small hole, squatted down on the ground, raised his fat and short front paws, and asked, "You want me to use this to dispense medicine?"

Pooh! The old ghost finally couldn't hold it back, and burst out laughing. Seeing his unlovable expression, he quickly apologized, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, it's because your appearance is too funny now."

You might as well not be comforted. Youshu turned around and pointed her round butt at the old ghost. Her back view was not desolate at all, but rather funny, her little tail was still swinging uncontrollably from side to side. The old ghost almost burst out laughing, and quickly covered his mouth with his hand, then he held back, and said slowly, "To tell you the truth, your master has been poisoned deeply, and it will take four or five years of recuperation to completely recover, and it also needs to be combined with my Unique Golden Needle Pricking Method

. But now I'm thin and can't touch the real thing, not to mention acupuncture for your master, even dispensing medicine is a problem. I think back when I was so obsessed, I could even condense into flesh during the day and walk in the palace. "

He paused at this point, and tentatively said, "So, in order for me to condense into a solid body as soon as possible, you have to teach me a few thaumaturgy first, so that my obsession will continue to deepen."

Youshu just turned around and asked again and again, "Do you want to know how many holes the human heart has? How does the heart pump blood to the whole body? How should people with heart disease be treated? Do you want to know one more?" There are a total of several bones in the human body, how are they connected together to support human activities?"

"Think about it, think about it!" The old ghost nodded impatiently.

Youshu waved her front paws, "If you want to, hurry up and prepare the antidote. I'll tell you how much to prepare."

"Little young man, you are not kind!" The old ghost became impatient.

Youshu tapped his almost showing body with his paw, and asked back, "Didn't you say you want to deepen your obsession? You can see for yourself, is your obsession enough now?" To deepen one's obsession, The best way is not to meet his request, but to hang him in the air, so that he can see it but not touch it. Youshu, who has been teased by her master for several lifetimes, naturally knows how to do it.

The old ghost looked at his hands, then at the puppy who looked cute and cute, but was actually as cunning as a fox, and said helplessly, "Little offspring, you are so cruel! I'll go to the Imperial Hospital to prepare the antidote. But let's say it first, There is no way to save your master in a short period of time. His body is already dilapidated. He needs to take antidote every day, supplemented by acupuncture. After two years of continuous treatment, the toxin can be removed, and he will have to exercise hard afterwards. When exactly? It is up to him to be able to stand up again. Besides, my golden needles have long been passed on to my disciples, and they were lost in the war. The golden needles in the Tai Hospital are very different from mine, and they won't work on your master's body."