[BL, MTL] You Shu (Quick Wear)

Chapter 101: Lu Juan (3)

Youshu immediately accepted the master's explanation, but after thinking about it again, she felt wrong, and asked tangledly, "I fell into the cesspit, why is only the head and face dirty?"

Meng Changye paused slightly, and was racking his brains to figure out how to prevaricate, when he suddenly realized, "That's right, I must have fallen in like a green onion, which only made my head and face dirty. Fortunately, fortunately! No wonder you just put I pressed it into the water, so it was cleaning me. Thank you!"

Facing the clear and grateful eyes of the young man above, no matter how ruthless Meng Changye was, he felt a little uncomfortable now, and felt even more amused secretly. He didn't say anything yet, this person just filled in the details before and after, and he also tried his best to think about the best, it's really simple. Even knowing that this might be a trick by Emperor Chun deliberately pretending to be crazy in order to escape, he still couldn't bear it.

Youshu didn't know the master's struggle at all, and knowing that he was not torturing herself, her gloomy heart instantly cleared up, and she was about to strike up a few more words with him to increase her goodwill, but as soon as she opened her mouth, she smelled a foul smell, and immediately retched .

Could it be that he drank a few mouthfuls of feces when he fell into the cesspit? Thinking about it this way, he vomited even more violently, a stream of sour water gushed out of his throat, and spat into the grass.

Meng Changye backed away reflexively, and was about to pinch his nose, but found that what he spit out this time was just ordinary bile, without the intoxicating stench. what on earth is it? Could it be that the eyes have become clearer, and the internal organs are also clean, as clean as before?

While thinking about it, Youshu had regained her strength. After pawing in the grass for a long time, she finally dug out a few Houttuynia cordata, washed the mud and sand with the river water and stuffed it into her mouth. He took a breath out of the palm of his hand, and smelled it himself, and finally the smell was gone.

"General, I'm done, we can go." Youshu's cheeks flushed and she was at a loss for losing such a clown in front of her master.

Meng Changye held him under his arm, slowly climbed up the official road, and asked casually, "How do you know Houttuynia cordata? I thought you pampered royals didn't even know what cabbage and radish looked like."

With her head down and her head a little congested with blood, she thumped her limbs like a puppy, and replied in a muffled voice, "General, if you let me down, I can walk by myself. As long as it is edible, I know everything." , I am not the kind of idiot you imagined."

He wanted to flaunt himself, but he accidentally poked Meng Changye's heart and lungs, making the other party sneer, and patted his elastic butt hard, "You are not the idiot I imagined? Then tell me I, how did the Jin Kingdom perish? How did the people rebel? How did the world fall into chaos?"

Youshu wants to know the answer more than anyone else. If it were him in the past, at most he could only do scientific research in the laboratory, not to mention governing the country. But with his master for four generations, he also learned a lot of emperor's art under the influence of his ears and eyes. He dare not say that he will rule the world, but there is absolutely no problem in making Jin a peaceful and prosperous age.

However, there seems to be a heaven and a hell between reality and ideal. The state of Jin has perished, the people have rebelled, and the world is in chaos. All of this stems from Emperor Chun's incompetence. Youshu thought and thought, but still couldn't get back those lost memories, but this body was clearly her own again. He was very worried, but he didn't dare to show it, and he said tentatively, "General, if I told you that I didn't know what you said, would you believe me? I just woke up the day you slapped me, and I didn't feel like I did before." memory."