Wayside(A whole lotta crazy) x male reader

Pull my pigtail

We now see the school bus pulling up to wayside as Todd and Y/n exited out and began walking. Dana jumps out of the bush with a hat with hearts on it saying

Dana: happy Valentine's day Todd and Y/n!

Todd and Y/n: AHH!

They said shielding themselves

Dana: what's wrong Todd and Y/n? You both seem scared.

Todd: scared? me? No. It's just that everytime you celebrate one of these special days, something bad happens.

Y/n: I'm traumatized from last time.

Dana: it does like what?

We then go through a serious of flashbacks where its flag day and Dana swings the flags into them while saying happy flag day, then we go to arber day where she says she got trees for everyone which drops on the two boys and then April fools day where she then holds their hands and zaps them sending them backwards tripping over a line onto a whoopie cushion.

Dana: guys, it's true. We must celebrate these special days! We must, we must, we must! Because today is Valentine's day, and how do we celebrate love Todd and Y/n? Huh guys?! huh, huh, tell me!

She then starts foaming out the mouth until they push her away

Todd: I don't know some hearts and chocolate? You know its simple and painless.

Y/n: very much true.

Dana: yes but love isn't simple guys. It's complicated! You can't just move a flag or plant a tree or laugh at someone getting zapped by a joy buzzer and then tripping over a top and then landing on a whoopie cushion!*laughs* enough with the funny memory!

Todd: well if the hearts and chocolate aren't dramatic enough for ya, you can always have someone dress as Cupid and shoot arrows at us.

Y/n: is that good enough?

Dana: oh please. Been there, done that.

We now cut see Myron trying to shoot an arrow which goes downward causing Dana to sigh and shake her head

Dana: I can't do enough for this special day of love.

Todd: maybe it is too complicated Dana, you know its not like you can force people to fall in love.

Y/n: love is weird like that. Good luck Dana!

Then then walked away as Dana then repeats "force people to fall in love" in her head ignoring everything they said.

Dana: of course that's a great idea guys! This Valentine's day I'm gonna find two people and do every single thing I can to force them to fall in love! Let me just get my power tools.

She then got a bag out of the bush that held a lot of things as she reached inside and took her hand out as the pointer finger and thumb was shaped like a heart.

Dana: Now who should it be?

She then looks through her scope as she goes over a bunch of students until it lands on Todd and Y/n who run and jump behind a garbage to avoid it

Dana:*sigh* coven leader calling raven, target garbage can over!

Myron: Roger!

He then shoots two arrows as they go over Stephen's head as he went to pickup a penny, reflects off Jenny's helmet, off a branch, through bebe's drawing, off the bell onto the behinds of Todd and Y/n

Todd and Y/n: ow!

They took it off and threw it down the stairs as Maurecia came and picked it off the ground and went towards them