[Splatoon Harem]
Callie: Change is inedible.
Y/N+Marie: Don't you mean inevitable?
Callie, spitting out coins: No I did not.
Y/n+Marie: expected that to be honset
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Cap'n(May): My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Neo(Jess), motioning to Callie: No, no, no, no, no, TWO idiots!
Y/n walks in
Cap'n(May) pushes Neo and Callie away and falls into Y/n's arms
Y/n: OH MY GOD MAY ARE YOU OKAY?
Cap'n dramatically sighs
Cap'n: i need help by someone whos not an idiot like those two are
Y/n , drops May :okay im calling Marina and Marie.
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Shiver: I like your Hair style and mask, N/n.
Y/n: Thanks, it covers up my depression.
Shiver:... are you okay?
Y/n:hmmmm.... Nah
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Yeva: Sir, don't you think you drink too much coffee?
Y/n: Yes, but it's good for me.
Narumi: Why?
Y/n: Coffee helps depression.
Nori: Wait, that doesn't make any sense-
Y/n: More espresso, less depresso.
K: Just, how the fuck does this happen-
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Chad: Blitzo, I looked up the word "stupid" in the dictionary. You know what I found?
Drone Y/n: A picture of me?
Chad: HAH! Yep.
Drone Y/n: Jokes on you, I'm stupidly hot.
Uzi,Doll,Lizzy, in the distance: I mean, he's not wrong-
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Drone(zombie) Y/n in the Pod: With this heat it makes you want to take everything off...
N: Not in front of me!
Y/n already half-naked: Too late.
N starts blushing so much she starts glowing orange as her cap sets on fire
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Y/n and Thad in the hallway
Drone Y/n: dude its just a mosquito bite its not a hickey!
Thad smirking:mhm, yea i belive you dude
Lizzy walks up to them
Lizzy waving:Hi Guys!
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Fanfiction*This story is an Male Reader x (crossover)Harem. This story is about the Male Reader(also Known as Kazuma(Y/n) Kitsuki)who is a son of two great scientists who connected all of the Fictional Worlds to our world. you as their son was given permissio...
