Garfield X John Cena (JOKE)

Chapter 1: The Cat Next Door

Wednesday, September 13th 2023. Munice, Indiana

John Cena's POV

It all started in 2012.

WrestleMania XXVIII, one of the most anticipated fights in WWE history took place. I was going to be fighting The Rock. I could see his potential but I knew deep down I was going to win.

I trained and practiced for weeks in advance so when I walked up to the arena I knew I would get another golden belt.

That was...until...I saw him.

He was wearing nothing but tight black shorts with a bull logo on it with some pads.

"Holy shit he's hot" I thought.

I honestly felt bad beating him up and I paid the price for it because I lost, but my soon to be zaddy won so it was all good either way. Ever since that day I've been too scared to ask him how I really feel, it wasn't until I worked with him on Fast 9 that I told him the truth.

And...he...said...yes...

I was hella shocked as well because I thought he would beat me into dirt and call me a baka pervert but instead he said he felt the same and we made out and busted it down in front of everybody on set, we're not paying the fees for their therapy and indecent exposure to children.

Ever since then we got a house in Munice, Indiana and we've lived there together, in fact, a new neighbor is moving in across the street.

I wonder if we'll like them or not!

Garfield's POV

I hate Mondays, but I love lasagna.

My incompetent owner Jon decided we should move out of our perfectly good home and go out to Indiana because Liz was moving there, don't worry this isn't the creepiest thing he's done (yet).

I had to sit in a tight cage for the entire car ride next to Odie, but it seems like it'd be worth it because the house looks big.

And a big house means a big kitchen where I can make big lasagnas!

And apparently WWE Superstars John Cena and The Rock live across the street from our new house or something? I don't know I don't care about celebrity news especially if it involves gay people.

We've been moving all our stuff in, and don't worry Jon hasn't found all 1,978 special toys that I bought with his college fund money.

Anyways I saw John Cena come out of his house and he's coming towards us right now.

I wonder what he will do.

I hope he's nice.

Just go to his part already-

John Cena's POV

I walk to my new neighbor and greet him. He seems "nice".

"So how long have you 2 WWE Superstars been living together in Indiana?" The man says.

"2 years, and how long have YOU guys been living here?" I reply.

"Uh...what...bro...are you stupid or something?" He says with passion.

"No I'm dumb get it right bozo" I say with the creamiest passion ever mustered.

"Whatever bro I'm just going to continue packing" he starts to walk into the house until he stops and says "My names Jon by the way."

Huh, Jon and John...doesn't sound half bad...

Then I spot something...

An obese cat...with bright orange fur...

It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

"Wait!" I shout at Jon, he turns back and looks at me. "What is that cat?" The cat looks at me like he's just been noticed. "uhh he's my cat and his name is Garfield, do you think somethings wrong with him or something?"

"No, just he's..." I struggle to find my words looking at the cat named Garfield.

"Fat? Obese? Cheeto Gamer Gunk Orange?" Jon tries to fill in the blank for me, but it's no use.

"...Cool...Really cool..." I say hiding my true feelings toward this ferocious feline.

"Uh ok?" Jon says, he's looking at me like I'm the weirdest person ever conceived.

I return back to my house and I can't stop thinking about that cat. Just something about him...his fur...his size...his bright cheesy Cheetos Doritos Gamer Gunkian color.

I just like it. And I hope I see more of that cat next door from us.

"You mean across the street?" The Rock says. "MAN SHUT UP IM HAVING A SEXUAL AWAKENING RIGHT NOW"

"WHAT!!??"

"UHHHHHHH NOTHING BOO THANG"

"UHHHH OK"

Anyway I hope I see more of that cat next door (NOT across the street DWAYNE).