Wednesday September 13th, 2023. Munice, Indiana.
Garfield's POV
John Cena starts talking to Jon and I don't think my owner is very thrilled, as John Cena says one of the stupidest questions I've ever heard.
"How long have YOU guys been living here?" John Cena asks with (surprisingly) a straight face.
"Uh...what...bro...are you stupid or something?" Jon says with passion.
"No I'm dumb get it right bozo" John Cena replies with slightly weirder passion.
"Whatever bro I'm just going to continue packing" Jon walks into the house before stating his name to John Cena.
Great...now that weirdo knows more information about us. I sense a robbery...
Wait...is John Cena looking at me?-
"WHAT IS THAT CAT!!??" John Cena says loudly. I'm a bit scared that he noticed me and even MORE scared because I wasn't trying to be noticed by some stupid celebrity, I mean who would want their name and brand plastered on everything!? ;)
"Uhhh he's my cat and his name is Garfield, do you think somethings wrong with him or something?" The conversation continues and John Cena eventually goes back into his house.
What a bozo.
Anyway I just hope I can finally get some peace and quiet-
"HEY GARFIELD!!!!!!!!:)))))))))"
Oh no. Oh nonononononono.
Nermal is here...and he's more annoying than ever. Atleast Arlene is also here.
"Man, did you gain 10 pounds on the way here, you look fatter than ever." Nermal la chienne says
"Nermal be nice" Arlene says
"No"
"Wait...how did you guys even get here from my old neighborhood?" I say
"We hid under the bottom of your car for the entire ride, why does Jon go on the roads with all the speed bumps, roadkill, and dead ends?" Nermal replies
"I knew the car felt heavier..."
Jon then walks outside and sees us. "Hey Garfield! *gasp* did you bring your friends? How nice of you!"
"Actually Jon, I didn't bring them, they hitched a ride on our car."
"Oh did they now? Well I hope they didn't notice the 5 dead cats I ran over on our way here" he says as he walks back into the house.
"Wait, how did he understand you Garfield!? You weren't even talking out loud!" Arlene says
"Idk, sometimes he can understand me and other times he can't, it's complicated." I reply
"Well it was nice talking to you Garfunkel, but I have to go invade some guys house for food, I'm new to this town!" Nermal says as he walks and commits breaking and entering.
"Bye Garfield, I hope your new house is nice and spacious"
"Thanks Arlene" I say as she walks away.
5 hours later
I sit on my bed with Pookie in my arms as I think about John Cena, something about him just sticks in my mind...
His clothes...his hair...his face...
I kind of like it...
Eh...it must just be indigestion, I did just eat a whole bunch of taco shells, hamburger helper, and 3 cheese pizzas after all.
I just hope tomorrow will be better, and hopefully I can see more of John Cena...
Authors note
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