Freshman Orientoontion!

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At Acme Looniversity Yosemite Sam opened the main gates

Yosemite Sam: welcome class of 2023-!

the students ran inside crushing him

Yosemite Sam: ...stay off my dang petunias

Nora walked passed Yosemite Sam instead of running

Nora: excuse me...

Then Babs and buster dug a hole above ground

Babs: two hundred miles underground and only two wrong turns at Albuquerque

Buster: good thing you spent all summer working on your digging are babs

Babs grew a lot of muscle on her right arm

Babs: you know it! And now we're at acme Looniversity!

Buster: we're here we're here we're here! Yes! Yes!

Babs: yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! yes!

Buster: the greatest tooniversity in the world! Do you realize the history of this place? This is where road runner learned how to meep meep! it's where tweety first thought he saw a puty tat! And where bugs Bunny came up his catchphrase! 'eh what's up doc?' That's just few facts I know-

Rory walked passed them super excited about acme Looniversity

Buster: whoa... who is that?

Babs: uh buster? buster?! BUSTER!!!

Buster: huh?! what?

Babs: you still with me?

She held a giant suitcase

Babs: lets see where we're going to gonna be living for the next four years!

They each held an envelope

Buster: Yeah! Sharing our wins our successes! And all the good things inevitably coming our way!

Buster thought about Rory even though he didn't even know her name yet

Babs: and our dorm room is...

Buster and babs opened there envelopes at the same time

Buster and babs: Fudd hall/Merrie Melodie's! Wait what?! This can only mean... We're in different dorms!

Babs: but we've never been apart!

Babs ripped the letters in half

Buster: except for when I was born one second earlier and existing alone was agonizing!

Babs: how could they do this to us?! Don't they know twins come as a pair?! We worked too hard to get here to give up now! What's my life mantra?

Buster: 'bagels are just donuts that forget to have fun'

Babs: No the other one! 'There's a solution to every problem'! Including this one!

Buster and babs go to there dorm room and then abbey arrived while on her phone

Abbey: yeah mom I made it safely... Yes I know the two rules you gave me! Make friends and learn but I already have friends! I just reached 1,000 on one of my social media apps... for the last time it IS a career... alright bye!

She hung up the phone

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Abbey eventually made it to her dorm room

Abbey: what am I going to do? I can't post and go to school at the same time!

Rory opened the door and was super excited

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