Rory was in class with her friends and checked her watch
Rory: that's weird my dad is late and he never misses the first of the day. It's the most important one!
Nora: I think you mean breakfast
Then Bugs walked in dressed as a women
Bugs: Hi kids! I'm your substitute for the day
Everyone gasped excitedly
Bugs: looking fab and feeling fab!
Abbey: That's what I always say!
Sweetie: dresses are tools of submission! But you make them look powerful!
Bugs: thanks sunshine ok today's class is how to deal with a nemesis!
He flipped over a chalkboard which had the word nemesis on the other side
Bugs: So let's-
Nora raised her hand
Nora: uh excuse me? What's your name?
Sweetie: Don't interrupt her!!
Bugs: oh silly me! I'm Brenda Bunny but you can also call me...
He took off his disguise
Bugs: Bugs Bunny!
The class cheered again but then Sweetie got upset
Sweetie: one less lady on campus...
Bugs: Ok now listen up docs looking fabulous is its own reward but it can also come in handy! You can outsmart your nemesis in so many ways
He turned on a slideshow of how to outsmart a nemesis
Bugs: speed, smarts, trickery but my personal favorite is this!
The final slide showed bugs dressed in drag and flirting with Elmer Fudd. Then Rory raised her hand
Rory: how do we know when we've met a nemesis?
Bugs: It's simple! You'll feel a chill down your spine... Also they're just jerks
Everyone wrote that down
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Later Rory and her friends hung out at the Loo Bru
Rory: I'm so excited to have a nemesis just like my dad!
Babs: Doesn't your dad have more than one nemesis?
Rory: yep! He has multiple nemesises! N-Nemeses? Nemisi? Uh what you said
Abbey facepalmed
Sweetie: I thought Abbey was your nemesis
Abbey: We kinda were during the school newspaper incident but now we're frenemies
Rory: it's the same thing but we still hang out and while also playfully argue!
Nora walked by with a huge plate of food
Nora: you guys have to try all this great-
Everyone ate it all super quickly
Nora: Food...
Rory: Thanks Nora!
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Tiny Toons Are Back!
FanfictionRory Bunny Nora Pussycat and Abbey Nurz have been accepted into the best cartoon school of all time. Acme Looniversity
