"Ajde፡oꞗejpe፡ima." ["Come on, tell me."] implored Odag Žigma XII, the Šnagan masquerading as the human named Jake von Verra.
"Onoi,odilozga፡esa፡eju፡obe፡eniu፡oda፡istihto፡iložnostiprai,oku፡isa፡eju፡osadkap፡elaꞗza፡anetplei፡obodosꞗū፡ine፡osu፡esa፡odilezga፡epričakoꞗaneno፡aristo.Ihčene፡ikolini፡enīe፡ičakujepre፡epričakoꞗanegano,oklerde፡esa፡enīe፡odizgu,otempa፡apoi፡ostanepu፡epoznopru." ["Well, this happened on one of those occasions when the crew took planet liberty and unexpected things happened. No one ever expects the unexpected until it happens, and then it becomes too late."] replied Odag's cousin Aꞓriça Žigma, another Šnagan masquerading as a human. In Aꞓriça's particular case, she posed as Doctor Katja von Holtz, the chief science officer aboard the VIA Zane.
"Esai፡eju፡ote፡odilozga,oku፡eju፡Jem፡etspa፡ečalsra፡ojomo፡estroso፡Aźgiço?Ekelra፡isa,adai፡ima፡ošbou፡ovedalpa፡oā፡emta,au፡ima፡ isina." [Did this happen when Jem met my sister Aźgiça again? You said you'd tell me about it, but you haven't.] asked Odag.
"Usediteai፡esa፡ine፡esa፡ostitespru.Ovedalpa፡ombu፡ajzda." [Sit back and relax. I will tell it now."
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Got Punked by the Expatriate
Science FictionA story written in Shnagan, with English translation.
