Got Punked by the Expatriate

Friday, January 17, 2268

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[Around two o'clock in the morning, just after Busty announces her last call to her customers, the Captain walks in with something clearly on his mind.]

"Onoi?"Busti፡ašujespru.

["Well?" Busty inquires.]

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["I'm a medic, not a preacher. I haven't memorized every verse of Scripture."]

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[Verses eighteen and nineteen, in the twenty-sixth chapter of the Book of Proverbs, as translated per the New Fapuleai Version, reads as follows:]

[Compare a maniac shooting flaming arrows of death to one who tricks their neighbor and says, 'I do so only as a joke!']