Steven Is A Weirdo!

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Steven: Dua Lipa is beautiful!

Charlie: She's mighty purdy!

Steven: Indeed! Is she my age?

Charlie: She's younger than you!

Steven: How young? Was she born in 1989?

Charlie: Somewhere in the 90s.

Steven: 1994?

Charlie: Getting warmer!

Steven: *gulps* 1995?!

Charlie: Yep!

Steven: Not 1995!!! No!!!!! *going apescat*

Charlie: Take it easy, fella!

Steven: *babbling incoherently*

Lois: *whacks Steven with the cartoon mallet* Shut up, already!

Steven: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him, and his tongue sticking out*

Lois: Weirdo.





This story was written on Sunday, September 3rd, 2023.

A/N Steven, you're such a weirdo! Getting all set off over a celebrity born in 1995! 😅😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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