Stuck - Perry the Platypus x Reader

9. Get That Big Foot Outa My Face (I Can't Be Everyone's Love Interest)

You were in an RV with the Flynn-Fletchers and some of Phineas and Ferb's friends. All of you headed to their grandparents house. Perry was nestled on your lap and Candace was fuming at your right.

"Hey, we're almost there. What's the first thing you're gonna do at camp, Buford?" Phineas was really excited. You were too, but mostly at the fact that you were able to sneak out in the first place.

"Find a nerd, take his underpants, and run them up the flagpole," you rolled your eyes at the stereotypical bully's response.

"I don't think camp Phineas and Ferb has a flagpole," Phineas deadpanned.

"Then I guess I'll just find a nerd and take his underpants," he said, as if he actually put thought into his answer.

"You may have my underpants. They just got very messy all of a sudden," Baljeet whimpered.

"Thanks, but it ain't the same if Buford don't rip 'em off you," Buford said in third person.

At this point, you had been introduced and got the gist of their relationship. Phineas and Ferb were the imaginative and crafty ones, Baljeet was the nerd, Buford was the bully, and Isabella was the cute love interest/girl boss. Pretty simple.

"How about you y/n?" Phineas asked.

"Oh, just enjoy it with you guys. Besides I'll probably just stick with Perry for the most part," you really did want to enjoy it, but you didn't expect his answer.

Phineas' eyes widened, "You know where Perry goes everyday?!"

"Oh, uh he usually just walks around with me," was your half-baked answer. You almost forgot that everyone else didn't know where you two went. The platypus in question was resting whilst you petted him.

Phineas asked Isabella the same and her answer, "The Fireside Girls and I are gonna work on our accomplishment patches," was followed by cheers from Ferb and the rest of her scouts.

"How about you, sis? What's the first thing you're going to do at camp?" She was sitting next to you and immediately you could tell, she was pissed.

"First of all, it's not camp," she started, wagging her finger in the air, "It's just Grandma and Grandpa's cabin, and it's boring,"

"But we made T-shirts!" Phineas interjected just to be ignored.

"Secondly, I don't like the outdoors, ok? I don't like bugs. Phineas, are you even listening to me?" Phineas was looking around at the ground.

"I seem to have misplaced my ant farm," you chuckled at the irony.

"Mom!"

"Yes, Candace?" They started talking about something, but you weren't really listening.

"Hey Phineas, your ant farm," you picked it up from your feet just to realize the lid had fallen off. There wasn't much dirt on the ground, a stark contrast to the amount of ants on the floor.

"Oh, sorry. But thanks for finding it," Phineas said.

"It's alright," Candace got back in her seat.

"I'll take one of those shirts," Candace told Phineas. He happily passed her one.

"That's the spiri-" you started, just to find her crying into the shirt.

"We're here!" Mr. Flynn-Fletcher exclaimed.

The door opened to an enthusiastic elderly couple. "Hey!" Their grandpa exclaimed as you all loaded out of the vehicle. Phineas and Perry were the first ones out, followed by you and Ferb.

"Hiya, grandpa!" Phineas grinned.

"Well, hello, Phineas!" His grandpa picked up Perry, "You haven't changed a bit!" He continued, referring to the platypus.

"Grandpa, that's not me, that's Perry!" Phineas laughed at his grandpa's antics.

"Huh, huh?" His grandpa went, staring between the two, until his eyes caught on you. "Oh, I didn't know you had a girlfriend already!" You didn't know how to respond to that. Phineas' face was tinged pink as he answered:

"Grandpa, that's our neighbor, y/n!"

"Yeah, nice to meet you!" You said, reaching out your hand to shake his.

"A girl with a good handshake? Oh, she's definitely a keeper," he said, winking at Phineas. (I thought this was a Perry x reader?!)

You and Phineas just laughed it off. "And Turbo Ferb-o! Put 'er there. Put 'er there. Put 'er there. Or there. Put 'er there," his grandpa went, moving his hand so every time Ferb reached for it he couldn't shake it. Ferb looked done with him. "Still a man of few words, I see," he said, ruffling the kid's green hair.

"Well, actually, I-" Ferb was cut off.

"So, where's your sister?" Candace was trying to get service from atop their roof.

"All right nature lovers, it's time for vittles!" Grandpa Joe yelled whilst hitting a triangle (the instrument). You raised an eyebrow.

"Ha ha! 'Vittles' is Grandpa-ese for 'food'," Phineas told you. "Hey, where's Perry?" Your eyes widened. Did he leave without you?

"Ha ha, I gotta go, leave some 'vittles' for me!" And with that you left. Eventually, you found the platypus under a tree. "Hey, you could've waited for me!"

'I looked everywhere for you' ah, it had been a while since he said anything in sign language.

"Well, let's get going then," he smirked, knocking on a tree. After a few seconds on his watch, the secret door opened. The two of you slid down just to get covered in spider webs. Perry got the brunt of it though as he was in front of you. Once you got to the end, Perry crashed into a tiny table, barely catching the vase and plant that fell off of it.

"Sorry about that, Agent P and f/l." Major Monogram said as you helped Perry up. "We haven't used that tree slide in years. Not since I was at... The Academy," he was probably having a flashback as you and Perry dusted yourselves off. "Anyway, Doofenschmirtz seems to be up to something, Agents. He's holed up at his evil woodland retreat. Your mission is to find out what he's up to. Please, Agent P and Agent f/l. Be careful," the two of you hopped out. He was probably having another flashback.

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"Ok, I've really gotta start shortening these. All of that was only three minutes of the show! The next chapter will be out later today/tonight, I just wanted to split it so it wouldn't be years long. As always, please vote and give feedback if you liked it, I love hearing your thoughts so... see you next chapter!"

- Coffee