Stuck - Perry the Platypus x Reader

12. This One's for Y/n

"Hey, Perry," you entered his secret hideout from a tube. He'd already gotten the message from Major, and was about to go looking for you. "Let's just say the boys love taking their time letting me go," you rolled your eyes at how difficult it was to sneak out. No wonder pets were secret agents, no one ever paid any attention to them.

The platypus handed you his notes. Something about Doof messing around with rare chemicals. That couldn't be good.

Perry led you to his hovercraft. Easy ride today! You really weren't looking forward to hopping around just to start the episode.

"So, have you fought Doof for a while?" The ship was fast, but the journey was long enough for a few questions. He responded while a shrug and a chitter. Somehow, you knew exactly what that meant. He'd always fought Doof, so it just became a way of life. You didn't know how it became so natural, but having a pet platypus as your only companion half the time required interpreting chitters a lot.

🎶 Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorperated 🎶

There it was! After so many times doing this, that jingle became second-hand for: we've arrived at our destination.

"Where's Doof?" You mumbled, entering from the balcony.

"Ha!" A zap came out of nowhere and hit you and Perry. And now you were in a cage. That was quick. "Meet the Trapinator 3500-inator!"

Shaking off the surprise, you wittily responded with: "You really made an "inator" just for traps? I'm surprised we don't see it more often."

"Well, I already made 3500 of these. And a cage all the time would get boring. Besides, that's not even the point!" He chucked the trap-ray who knows where, "Let me introduce, the TRANSFORMINATOR!"

He wheeled in a huge machine. "Looks more like an oversized microwave," you snarked. He looked offended, but went on.

"Well, this microwave will be the thing that leads me to take over the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA! All during Roger's speech about cleaning up Danville's parks," he mocked the last part and seethed at the mention of his brother.

"How so?" Perry was already picking the lock.

"First, I'll transform a ton of inators into squirrels. Then, I will order the squirrels to attack my brother with acorns during his big speech on taking care of the environment!"

"Why would you transform inators rather than something else?"

"What do you think I should do with 3500 inators?"

"Fair point."

"Hey, where's Perr-" and said platypus successfully kicked Doof into the inator.

"Great work, Perry!" You exclaimed, crawling out of the platypus-sized hole in the cage.

But then the door opened. And that was when you realized the dial next to the machine was on the bear image. And out came a scrawny—but still enormous—Doofen-bear. Oh great.

What quickly ensued was a lot of useless punches thrown, and a lot of dodging claws. Eventually, Perry too entered the machine and came out as a platypus. What luck that it would turn Doofenschmirtz into a freaking weapon, and literally do nothing to your partner except turn him into what he already was!

You were starting to get tired. Leaning on the wall to catch your breath was a mistake though, as Doofen-bear lunged towards you.

Having no other options, you leaped out of the way and into a table full of suspicious looking vials. You didn't topple over the table, but did land with a thud against one of its legs. You felt a bit dizzy from the collision, not realizing a single illuminated vial had spilt toxins on your head.

You felt strange, and soon watched in horror at the strange vivid liquid dripping down your hair. And then your hair was gone? You looked up at Perry, who had been staring blankly at you. His eyes were wide with confusion. Wait, looked up at Perry? Even when sitting you were taller than him.

And why was he blushing all of a sudden? And why couldn't you hear Doof thumping around anymore? What was going on?

"Grgrgrgrrgrg-" that wasn't Perry. You looked down at your newly teal body. You were A PLATYPUS! And-and then a cat?! A deer- a- "WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?"

You fell into a pile of human on the floor. And then you were a cat again. Black with e/c stripes. You tried to focus on that while somebody picked you up and took you the the hovercraft. Oh, and then you were a human again.

How long would this last?

When would you be normal again?

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"No, I didn't die! Sorry, I got tired of writing these and it was so time consuming to watch every episode and then flip the script, but I'm back and better than ever! Do you guys like it when I make up episodes? I did this one for the plot, but I could easily make up requested inators and whatnot. Please vote and comment if you liked it, and I'll see you next chapter (soon)!"

- Coffee