Evening time
Virat come home from ps
No one has at home except Sai
Virat freshen up and come down for dinner
They are silently have their dinner when a thief breaking into house
Some sound coming from one of the first floor room
Sai- Virat aap ne aawaj suni
Virat- bahar kush hua hoga
They hear sound again
Sai- nhi Virat ye aawaj ghar mein hi aa rhi h
Virat- haa mujhe bhi yahi lagta h
Sai- to dekho kaha se awaj aa rhi h
Virat- mujhe lgta h first floor wale guest room se aa rhi h
Sai- kahi chor to nhi ghus gya ghar mein
Virat- tum yahi ruko mein dekhta hu
Virat went to guest room
Thief hides behind the curtains
Virat come to room and someone hide behind curtains
Virat curtains hatata h
Virat- kon h tu
T- chor
Virat- chor h tu are bachao
He jump on bed
T- saab
Virat- are koi h bachao
T- saab mein dikhne mein danger hu pr dil ka bahut saaf aadmi hu
Virat- abe tujh se kon dar rha hu peeshe cockroach h
Thief also jump on bed
Sai come with bat
T- saab aap maro na
Virat- tu maar na
T- nhi nhi saab
Virat- thik h mil ker marte h
Vo dono cockroach ko vaha se bhaga dete h or hasne lagte h
Virat- tu chor h na
T- haa saab
Virat- ander kaise aaya
T- pipe se chad kr
Virat- tujhe pipe pe chadne se dar nhi lagta lekin cockroach se lagta h
Sai- interview kya le rhe ho vo chor h arrest kro na shayed aap bhul rhe ho aap police wale ho
T- bhabhiji sahi kr rhi h kam se kam aap to mujhe jail mein dal do
Virat- tu ese kyu bol rha h
T- mein bahut pareshan hu saab meri biwi mujhe daily maarti h kahti h bahar ja chori krke leker aa or jis din mein nhi Lata pura ghar sar pr utha leti h ek din mein so rha tha us ne mujhe itna dhoya itna dhoya aap mujhe jail mein dal do kam se kam mein vaha chain se so to payuga na please saab mujhe jail mein daal do mein aap ke pair padta h
Virat- pagal rolaye ga kya dekh tera dard mein samaj sakta hu mere sath bhi kabhi kabhi ye hota h
T- matlab aap bhi bhabhiji se pitte ho vo bhi police wale ho ker
Virat- ab kya kre police ho ya koi minister home minister ke aage kisi ki nhi chli
Tu aa baith yaha pr dar mat ye le pani pi lo
Sai- Virat aap se nhi ho rha na mein hi ise thik krti h
Sai bat utha ker marne jati h then Virat stop her
Virat- kya kr rhi ho bichara kitna pareshan h
Sai- aap ka dimag khrab ho gya h kya vo chor h
Virat- chor mat bolo use
Virat to thief- tumara nam kya h
T- Sadhuram saab
Virat- dekho bhale insan ka kitna acha naam h tum ho ki chor chor bol rhi ho
Sai- Virat aap apna sukh dukh baat rhe ho ek chor ke sath
Virat- shh bola na chor mat bolo use
Virat- dekh biwi ko agar tume ek sar pr chadne diya na zindagi bhar tere sir pe chad ke naachegi experience se bol rha hu samja
T- galati ho gyi saab
Sai- like seriously
T- saab ye aap apna saman rakhlo isse pahle bhabhiji mujhe heel se mare mein chlta hu
Virat- ruk ruk tum bhi na bichare ko dra diya dekh khali jao ge to teri biwi tujhe maregi ek kaam kr tu ye paise rakhle
T- saab agar us ne pusha ki paise kaha se aaye to mein kya bolu
Virat- tu bol dena ki tune kisi ki pocket mari to teri bhi problem solve ho jayegi or biwi bhi khush
T- thank you saab aap bahut ache ho
Virat- ab ghar ja teri biwi itzar kr rhi hogi or aage kisi bhi cheez ki zarurat to phone kr ok
T- ok saab
Thief went from their
Sai- Virat
Virat- haa i hope us ki biwi use mare na
Sai- Virat mujhe lagta h kush to problem h aap ek chor ke sath dosti kr rhe ho uske sath aapna sukh dukh baat rhe ho something is wrong abnormal you need a psychiatrist
Virat- ya right un sab mardo ko psychiatrist ki zarurat h jin ki shadi is ki biwi jaisi aurato se hui h kya haalat kr di tum aurato ne hum mardo ki dhobi ke kutte se butter halat na ghar ke na ghat ke
Sai- really or tum aurato se matlab h apka and by the way vo kya bol rhe the biwi ko ek baar sir pe chadne diya to zindagi bhar sir pr chad kr naache gi experience se bol rha hu mein aap ke sir pr naachti hu
Virat- nhi vo to mene us ko Himmat dene ke lye bol rha tha tume khush nhi bola mene baby
Sai- better
Chlo abhi khana thanda ho gya hoga mein garam krti hu aap aa jao
Virat- thik h
Sai goes
Virat- kisi din koi ise chori krle na mein sukhi ho jao
Jab mene start kiya to mujhe laga 300-400 words ka bnega but ye to 900 + words ka bn gya
See you soon
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C- 25
