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𝗦𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘂𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀, 𝗜𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗯𝘂𝘀𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘃𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗲𝘆𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗹. 𝗜 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗿𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝘂𝗼. 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗞𝗦 𝗦𝗢 𝗠𝗨𝗖𝗛 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝟮𝗞 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗦 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗩𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗦 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗦! 𝗜 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗬𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗦𝗠 𝗧𝗬𝗧𝗬𝗧𝗬𝗧𝗬! 𝗞𝗜𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗦!

(𝗬/𝗻)  𝗣𝗼𝘃

As we walk in I look around and spot one guard in the corner already. He looks quite unathletic and if it comes down to it I think I could take him in a fight. I don't know what he thinks he's guarding, i could easily steal something by running with it, he couldn't catch me.

"Look at buddy there in the corner." I tell Noah

"One guard, ok. What can he guard though, look at him." Noah says laughing a bit

"I know right. He probably works downstairs because he can barely make it up." I say laughing pretty hard.

"Ok (Y/n) that's enough now don't make a scene." Noah says, looking around to see if I attracted any attention with my loud cackling.

"Ok my bad primo, we need to be serious. This is a serious matter." I say straightening up and putting on a 'serious face'.

"Yes, exactly very serious." Noah says doing the same thing.

We see the guard walk away from the stop he was in towards an exhibit where kids are poking a statue, but his walk is more of a wobble. Like a penguin with an egg on its feet, moving from side to side as the keys on his belt jingle.

I look at Noah and I guess he's thinking the same thing I am because he's looking at me. As we make eye contact we both burst out laughing at this poor man's sake. It shouldn't be this funny or even funny at all but after years of having people make fun of me for the way I am it feels good to make fun of others for a change.

"Ok. We need to stop. Get serious. For real this time." Noah says, gaining his composure.

"Alright. Let's walk around and see if there's any other guards and try to find this magic stick." I tell him, making my way around a group of kids playing with one of the observatories.

"I think we should split up and cover more ground. That way we can get out of here faster." Noah says, sounding like some smarty pants. Who does he think he is? I agree with him but he doesn't need to know that yet.

"Ok G.I. Noah, since you know so much. I'll take upstairs" I say, rolling my eyes and walking towards the stairs.

As I'm walking up the stairs a woman comes rushing past me with coffees in her hand and almost knocks me over.

"Oh shit! I am so sorry! I have to go now, enjoy your day!" She says continuing on her way.

"Weird." I think to myself finishing my way up the stairs.

As I'm walking around I only see one other guard through the whole upstairs. This one is somewhat buff, pretty average though, unlike his friend downstairs.

I'm guessing they only have two because who would want to steal from this crappy museum. Well technically I do but with good reason.

I decide to walk over to the guard and see if I can find out what security looks like at night.

"Hey handsome, how's it going?" I say sounding as sultry as I can to try and get him to spill out information.

"Hi ma'am can i help you?" He says looking me in the face.