It was a nice beautiful sunny day.You were walking home from school....Well actually you were walking home from an anime figurine shop.......and a video game store....
Y/n:Gotta love Fridays!Not giving a dam in the world.Well at least for 3 days and then we're back to reality.
You opened the front door to your house.
Y/n:I'm hooome!.....Ha.Just kidding.My Dad is working overseas.
Dad:No I'm not.
He was sitting in the livingroom.
Y/n:Yes you are!You're-AHHHHH!!!
You fell to the ground.
Y/n:DAD!?When did you break into my house!?
Dad:I've been paying for this house for years.
Y/n:Under MY name.
Dad:What can I day except I didn't want to get caught in case something bad happened.
Y/n:*Sigh*Of course you did.Anyway what brings you here.
You said putting your bags down.
Dad:Well....Do you remember when we were younger we would train?
Y/n:Yeah?
Dad:And when I had to leave for work I entrusted you to continue your training?
Y/n:.........Y....Yeah?
Dad:You haven't been training haven you?
Y/n:I-I remember some stuff!!
Dad:Oh really?What's the best way to block an overhead kick?
Y/n:A gun.
Dad:In this scenario you don't have a gun.
Y/n:A bomb!
Dad:No bombs.
Y/n:A missile!
Dad:That would kill you.
Y/n:A nuke!!
Dad:NO!Why are you trying to up the danger?!
Y/n:I watched Oppenheimer yesterday.
Dad:*Sigh*Ok.You land a single punch on me.And I won't destroy your anime dolls that you just bought.
Y/n:What!?
Dad:Now!!
He threw a punch at you.You managed to block it.
Y/n(thoughts):Well whaddya know!I still got the moves.
But then you immediately got suckered punch on your side.
Y/n:GHK!!I didn't....even see it!
Dad:It was a simple punch.If you had focusedon your training you would'veseen it.
Y/n:Oh yeah?.....Well then....how about this!!
You went to kick him but he caughtyour foot.
Dad:What did you learn how to street brawl?
He let go.
Y/n:Ghh!!I'm not done yet!
You went to tockle him but he vanished making uou fell to the floor.
*THUD!*
Dad:I see you still got that preservering tenacity.
Y/n:Ghk!Could've at least let me hit you.....How'd you do that anyway?You just vanished.
Dad:*Sigh*.....I suppose it's time to tell you my real occupation.
Y/n:So....you're not a super rich successfully entrepreneur that goes to the moon?
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The Ninja That Doesn't Know How to Ninja(Senran Kagura Harem x Male Reader)
General FictionA boy who's father left at a young age to help protect the world.Only when the father returns does he realize his purpose.A boy born with a mark of a super powerful shinobi family destined for greatness........too bad he doesn't k ow how to use it.J...
