Izuku pov:
It's officially been 10months since I left home. I erased all evidence of me ever existing and honestly life is going pretty well! All I do all day is study and work. After at night, I patrol!!! Sope tonight I decided to have a break and go on a little walk.
I was calmly walking in suspicious alleyways with my vigilante outfit on, when I heard a bloodcurdling scream. It's echo ricocheted off of the damp brick walls. WTH??? That's bloody loud.
I walk towards it.
Oh, it's a skinny man fighting a ugly ass man with swords for hands. How lame. Also which one of these fucks screamed like that??? How sad! Hah. Anyway I should probably help.
Omgggg as I step closer I see that the skinny boi was just fucking deflated ass might.
I start to slowly clap.
Villain: wtf? Lapin noir?
Me: yessir!
Villain: o-omg I'm such a fan!!! But wait! Don't put me in jail please!!
Me: nahh your good! Keep going I'm enjoying the show!
Ass might: w-wha...
Me: stfu ass might. No one asked for your input.
Villain: damnnnn what did you dooo??????
Ass might: i-uh-um
Me: he left a fucking suicidal kid on a roof after crushing his dreams.
Villain: OH SHIT NAHHH!!!!
He continues to beat him whilst ass might pleads for his life.
Me: okay, okay, enough..... as much as this is fun to watch, I can't sit here and witness a murder.
Villain: fair enough.
He steps over to me.
Villain: now, can I have your autograph!!!
Me: heh yeah sure. Where?
Villain: on my arm, I want to get a tattoo!
Me: dang!!! You know that's forever right?
Villain: exactly
Me: you be you I guess.
I write down my signature on his arm (I was reading and saw that I put back for some reason so I changed it.)
Me: there you g-
Police 1:POLICE!!!
ME: awh shit......
I slowly turn around to see ass might missing and the police surrounding me and the cool villain.
Police 2: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!!
I slowly lift a hand up as my left hand inches to my utility belt.
Me: ALRIGHT, IM GAY!!
I say as I pull out a massive rainbow glitter bomb and chuck it out at the police.
I grab the villain and grapple out. A few moments later, we land on a roof away from the police force.
Villain: pfffft that was hilarious!!!!
Me: thanks I know.
Villain: thanks for getting me out of there though, I appreciate it!
Me: yeah it's fine! Just don't do it again, okay buddy?
Villain: heh no promises!!
Me: hah!! Well I must get going now!! Have a good rest of your night sir!
Villain: Well you too mr lapin noir!!
After that, I grapple off. What a fun night!
~464 words~
A/N sorry this chapter is short. I kinda cba tbh.
YOU ARE READING
quirkless vigilante Deku
FanfictionWhen Izuku turned 4, his whole world came crashing down. His dad and mother started treating him as if he were an animal. In fact you shouldn't even treat an animal this way. His best friend bullied him, and he lost all hope of becoming a hero. But...
