Naruto the REAL Fifth Hokage by Traban16

Chapter 12: Reaction Attraction, Part 1

Chapter 12: Reaction Attraction, Part 1

Naruto banged his head into his desk as Sasuke stood in front of him with a slight smirk on his face. Now why was this, you might be asking. It was because the Uchiha was but the first of the many meetings he was having today. After that meeting yesterday everyone had bombarded him on his way to his office, and he kindly told each and everyone one of them that he'd meet with them all individual today. What he didn't think was that they'd all be camped outside his office when he got out of his room in the mansion.

While his office was on one side of the top floor, his bedroom was hidden away within a secret underground palace. No seriously, the freaking place was a palace and it was all his since he didn't have any family to live with him. Well it was only him until Jiraiya moved in, but the white haired man wasn't really around much. Tsunade and Shizune had moved into the Senju clan compound, which was on the completely opposite end of the Uchiha clan. His palace of a home may have been underground, but it looked like it was at the top of the world by just how spacious it was. Jiraiya said it was made to house the Hokage's family in times of war, so since all the previous Hokages had clans for family it was made to be something of a clan compound. Naruto really didn't care as the first question to leave his mouth about the place was, "Got any Ramen?"

Well there was no ramen, but back to the matter at hand. So, they were camped outside of his office, literally camped. Sasuke must not have left, because he was the only one sleeping without a blanket over sleeping bag when Naruto had got there. He tried so hard to get into his office quietly and not have to deal with them, but that damn Ino and her "Sexy Man Senses" had to ruin it. Oh well… kill Ino later, deal with Sasuke's crap now.

"So what do you want?" Naruto said as he sat back and gave Sasuke an irritated look while the Uchiha only smirked as the door closed on the faces Kakashi and Ino, who had been directly behind him.

"Not much really just to say that you may be our Hokage now, but you'll always be our dope and deadlast." Sasuke said as Naruto's eyebrow twitched. He sighed though as he had long since known that was Sasuke talk for congrats and "I'm so proud of you!"… Yeah, he knew the Uchiha bastard would die of sudden loss of ego if he said anything along those lines.

"So anything I can help you with?" Naruto asked, but immediately regretted his chose of words as Sasuke actually grinned and got a really weird and dark gleam in his eye.

"Yes, yes you can. Now that your rule of this village we can finally do what the Sandaime wouldn't; take down Itachi." Sasuke said as he placed his hands on the edge of Naruto's desk. Naruto sighed as he sank into his seat. How was he c going to tell Sasuke about Itachi without snapping what little sanity the bastard had left?

"Listen Sasuke-" Naruto started off calmly, as Sasuke interrupted.

"Wait, I know it's a stretch and that you have an entire village to run, but if you could just get me some training-" Sasuke said quickly so he could persuade Naruto into giving him the training. He could take anything Naruto had to offer, even if it was… A-Anko… Man did that name send a shiver down his spine worse than Itachi.

"Sasuke, you have to understand-"

"Okay, I get it. Maybe you could just throw a few Jonin my way and have them train me on their off-time. Plus if I were to say bring Itachi's mutilated corpse back to the village, it'd boast morale, and-"

"Sasuke, Itachi isn't-"

"I know, he's not the main priority right now, but if he keeps roaming around as insane as he is then he's bound to come back like he did already. He kicked Kakashi-sensei's ass, and now he's traveling around in a black cloak with red clouds on it. That just screams insane psycho-killer. He'll probably come back to slaughter another clan because he's bored-"