Naruto the REAL Fifth Hokage by Traban16

Chapter 19: Show'em Who's Boss!

Chapter 19: Show'em Who's Boss!

Inoshi walked through the streets of Konoha, grumbling as she once again adjusted her Chunin flask-jacket over her well developed bust. How could this have happened to her? After years of training and sharpening her skills, she's reduced to a mere Chunin on Gate Duty because of "disrespectful conduct" and "disobeying specific orders". How could he do that to her? After she had poured her heart out to him like that and they all had a emo-moment together!

Such betrayal…

"So… how's the demotion going?" Kakashi asked in a musical tone of voice as Inoshi growled at him. He walked beside her, reading his little perverted book as he glanced at her every now and then for her irate reaction.

"Just fine! I don't care! Been talkin' about quittin' the Anbu Black Ops to watch a stupid gate all year now! It's always been a dream of mine to guard the damn thing!" Inoshi shot back as she threw her hands up in frustration and tore the flask-jacket off her ample chest. Kakashi raised his headband and watched her bobbing chest for a full five seconds before he put it back down. Best memory yet…

Inoshi calmed herself as he closed her eyes. It wasn't so bad, right? She hadn't been killed or made to clean toilets,. Plus, watching the gate was so easy that Izumo and Kotetsu had been doing it for years. Yeah, this could work for her…

"Oh, thank you!" twin-like voices rang out as Inoshi's eyes snapped open just in time to see to people flying at her with arms outstretched.

"Thank you, oh savior!" Kotetsu said gratefully as he rubbed the side of his face into Inoshi's side.

"We are not worthy!" Izumo said with equal love in his voice as he was rubbing his face into Inoshi's side-boob.

Inoshi blushed red and stuttered out embarrassed words while she watched the Chunin-duo rub themselves into her body. Finally, after the initial good feeling of being rubbed was over and she had regained her senses, she clobbered the two over their heads with an annoyed expression on her face.

"What on Earth is wrong with you two little perverts? Have you gotten into Ebisu's medicine cabinet again?" Inoshi exclaimed as the two bowed to her, before taking her hands in their own.

"No, not this time!" Izumo exclaimed as he cried animated tears.

"It's just that you've saved us from the ever-lasting torture that is this damn gate!" Kotetsu exclaimed as he too cried tears of joy.

"Wait… Huh?" Inoshi said as Izumo and Kotetsu didn't hear her, remembering that they hadn't exactly escaped yet. They ran down the street, handing together in joy as they laughed the whole way shouting proclamations of freedom.

"Freedom! Sweet Freedom!"

"Praise Inoshi! Savior from Boredom! Deliver from the Gate of Dullness!"

Inoshi and Kakashi only watched the two frolic off into the distance. Inoshi blinked before her eye twitched and she was back to her normal self. She crossed her arms and grumbled about little fruity boys making things up as she continued her walk to the gate. When was in sight of it, she saw that there was already someone sitting behind the desk of the gate. Kakashi closed his book as he and Inoshi walked up to him, only to see it was a Hyuga boy.

"Oh Neji, good to see you." Kakashi said in that same smug tone as he glanced at the Hyuga boy before looking Inoshi up and down in her new clothes.

Inoshi must have wanted a new appearance, because she looked much different from what she used to. Her long black hair that had once hung down her back was now in a Chinese-ball fashion that rested atop her head while two long pink-colored straight bangs framed the sides of her face. Inside the ball were two steel knitting-needles while her Konoha headband rested over her forehead. Her clothes took on a look similar to young Ino Yamanaka. Inoshi wore a black short, sleeveless dress which greatly showed off her figure with a giant shuriken strapped to her back, and bandages tied to her waist, thighs, and ankles.