Naruto the REAL Fifth Hokage by Traban16

Chapter 24: Mission: Protect the Kick-Ass Actress!

Chapter 24: Mission: Protect the Kick-Ass Actress!

Yukie's eyes opened slowly and she took in her surrounds. She was in a nice, soft bed in a large room, filled with fancy furniture and nice clothing. There were no windows, but there was a single door at the end of the room. Although the room seemed to be swaying slightly, much to her dismay. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw a clock.

5:13 a.m. … Ugh…

"Is Yukie-sama waking?" she heard a familiar voice ask. It had to be Sandayu, as that man was the only one she knew that could sound so completely whipped and yet still hold some dignity.

Yukie slowly sat up in her bed, but then immediately felt worse. She put a hand to her forehead, but the futile attempt was just that… futile. She felt incredibly dizzy with all this swaying going on and it was just getting worse by the second.

Ugh… they better not have put her on a boat… She hated boats!

"Sandayu, can you get my a glass of water?" Yukie asked as she heard the door to her room open, but didn't look up, "It feels like the whole room is swaying. Sounds crazy, right?"

"That may be because we're on ship at the moment, Lady Fujikaze." a voice, one she didn't know answered. Looking up quickly, though groaning as she regretted it with the churning of her stomach, Yukie saw a masked ninja with gravity defying grey hair and one visible eye.

"Who the hell are you?" Yukie asked, not caring to be polite as she was feeling to bad.

"I'm Kakashi Hatake, a member of your… bodyguards, to put it one way." Kakashi said, as Sandayu came into the doorway alongside the ninja.

"Ugh… You know what?" Yukie said as she grasped her head, a headache settling in over her mind, "I don't care who you are. Just get me something to ease this headache and a water, dammit."

"I'll take care of that, Mr. Kakashi." Sandayu said as Kakashi nodded.

"Wait, Sandayu!" Yukie called after her assistant, but he was gone, "Why the hell am I on a boat?" Glaring at the doorway, Yukie turned her attention to Kakashi, who feeling eyes upon him, looked up from his orange book, "You, tell me what the hell 'm doing on a ship."

"I'm afraid Sandayu-san has expressively asked me not to reveal our destination nor its purpose to you as of yet." Kakashi said, moving to the door.

"Bullshit!" Yukie said, grabbing a hairbrush from her bedside and throwing it at the man.

Kakashi didn't even glance up from his book as he caught the brush, turning the page of his reading material before he giggled promiscuously.

"Princess Leia, you naughty girl…" Kakashi muttered to himself before walking out of the room just as Sandayu was coming back.

"Damn that Copy-ninja!" Yukie yelled as she slammed her fists into her bed.

"I'm so bored!" Sakura whined as she dropped back onto her bed, "We can't get any real training done while on this boat and now we can't even do the bit we were getting in because the crew are setting up for a big scene they have to shoot right away."

"Ya know, I would have expected Naruto to be the first to crack." Sasuke said as he and Naruto sat at the foot of Sakura's bed while she sat up, "Why didn't you crack yet, Naruto?"

"Because my the training I've been doing doesn't need dry land, a medic on standby, or that much room." Naruto boasted proudly with a causal shrug, "These toad techniques are really weird and gross, but their damn useful and a bit cool. In fact, I was helping the crew just earlier with one of them."