wally darling oneshots (All Au's)

Opposite! Wally x Y/n

idk I just saw a drawing of opposite and suddenly had motivation for this...

WARNING

-this doesn't make sense....

-Y/n is the queen/king/ruler of annoying the living fuck out of Wally

ok enjoy!

word count-1253

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3rd P.O.V-

    It was a normal day in the neighborhood of 'Welcome Home'. The sky was clear blue as the yellow sun shined brightly. Wally was out painting in his front yard since he found a beautiful flower and wanted to paint it. He thought he was alone but then felt a tap on his shoulder. He got irritated by whoever decided to interrupt him in his painting session. he turned around and saw that it was.....Y/n... Just great.

"What the fuck do you want asshole?"

Wally said in an annoyed voice as he looked at Y/n with anger in his face. they saw this amusing so... Why not mess with Wally for a bit? I mean, he kind of deserves it.... they gave Wally a smug grin as they put their hands behind their back.

"Nothing, I just wanted to see what you were doing."

Wally then felt the urge to punch someone in the face, but resisted... Instead he ignored them and turned around to get back to painting. Y/n didn't seem bothered by this. instead, they were curious. Usually Wally doesn't hold back when it comes to his tantrums... The fuck is going on?

"Can I watch you paint?... I have nothing else to do.."

Y/n said, with a small glint of hope in their eye as they looked at Wally, who still hasn't turned around. He ignored them and continued to paint....

"Please?"
They said, not giving up hope.... Wally got a bit fed up with their stubbornness after a few minutes and gave up.

"FINE!"
He yelled in lower-case. He then turned towards them and frowned.

"Fine, you can watch me paint..."
He said, more calmed down, he still had a frown on his face. Y/n was amused by his attitude....

"Why is the stem dark green instead of light green?"
They said with a 'curious' tone... Nah, they were pretending to be interested. They just wanted to annoy Wally till' he had enough of it. They were talking with a smug smile as they looked at him with a glint of trouble in their eyes because.... Well, they were going to cause trouble.

"Because yes."

".... Wow, that's an amazing answer.."
Wally got irritated by that, he clenched his fists but calmed down after taking a deep breath. he wasn't in the mood to be mad today (Surprising). he ACTUALLY wanted to finish his painting instead of getting fed up and destroying it...

~Time skip<---- Wally's house.~

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, IT'S JUST A FUCKING PAINTING. IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING SERIOUS BITCH"

Yelled Wally as he grabbed the nearest thing and put it in the air, as if he was going to hit someone with a ..... Paintbrush? Y/n was trying to hold in a laugh.

"Don't you FUCKING dare, you asshole.." Wally said as he stared at Y/n with a threatening look.

"Hey, if you're going to insult me, then at least do it right. I'm a bitch. Not an asshole. Being an asshole is easy, but being a bitch.. that takes style"

Y/n said as they looked at Wally with a 'suck it up bitch' type of look as they smiled smugly. Wally was confused and even more frustrated at them than a minute ago.